Just Watch Ol' Bandit Run.
I saw the doctor today. They always have to ask you about your social life and hobbies - checking to make sure that a mostly-homebound person is not lying around in their own filth wallowing in despair and loneliness or something. They always ask this question, so idk why the resident-doctor today felt like asking me, "So, what kind of things do you do for fun?!" in this faux-chipper 'let's be best friends!'voice. I know it's a question on their little checklist - just ask me, lady. Anyways, this conversation happened...
DR: What kind of things do you do for fun?
Me: I get on my computer, the internet. My best friend has been living in our basement this summer, so that's been fun.
DR: That's nice. Dr. H mentioned that you like to use your computer. What kinds of things do you do on it?
/momentarily think about watching porn/
Me: Um, I like to write. I belong to some writing groups.
DR: Cool.
/stupidly thinking that is the end of that, right?/
DR: What kinds of things do you write?
/seriously, let it go, lady!! I was being as vague and yet informative as I could be! OMG. What do I say when I am working on a threesome story involving an angel?!? SO I JUST STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. AND I COULDN'T STOP./
DR: Um, maybe I don't want to know?
Me: /still laughing/ Can we just say I write adult fiction and leave it at that?
DR: Oh. Sure.
/...but apparently not./
DR: /pause and then.../ And you put that up on the internet?
Me: Yes. It's like a group where you can put your stories and then people read them and give you feedback and criticism and you use it to learn to write better.
DR: Oh. Wow. That actually sounds really cool.
/headdesk/
Someday some doctor will ask me these questions and then exclaim..."Omg, you write fanfic! What fandom are you in?!" It'll happen.
In other news - I was watching a show the other night and after it ended, My Name Is Earl came on. It was the episode where the car from Smokey and The Bandit was at the county fair. They were playing the song, "Eastbound and Down" and I was singing along (cuz I know the words to that song and I love it and that does NOT make me lame) and then I thought, "Heh, someone should make a SPN music vid to this song. It'd be awesome," and I went to youtube and looked and...SOMEONE DID!!! Awesome.
Q: If a hot chick spreads herself across a classic car for her centerfold...what does The Impala spread herself across for her centerfold?
A: The American highway, baby. The American highway.
DR: What kind of things do you do for fun?
Me: I get on my computer, the internet. My best friend has been living in our basement this summer, so that's been fun.
DR: That's nice. Dr. H mentioned that you like to use your computer. What kinds of things do you do on it?
/momentarily think about watching porn/
Me: Um, I like to write. I belong to some writing groups.
DR: Cool.
/stupidly thinking that is the end of that, right?/
DR: What kinds of things do you write?
/seriously, let it go, lady!! I was being as vague and yet informative as I could be! OMG. What do I say when I am working on a threesome story involving an angel?!? SO I JUST STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. AND I COULDN'T STOP./
DR: Um, maybe I don't want to know?
Me: /still laughing/ Can we just say I write adult fiction and leave it at that?
DR: Oh. Sure.
/...but apparently not./
DR: /pause and then.../ And you put that up on the internet?
Me: Yes. It's like a group where you can put your stories and then people read them and give you feedback and criticism and you use it to learn to write better.
DR: Oh. Wow. That actually sounds really cool.
/headdesk/
Someday some doctor will ask me these questions and then exclaim..."Omg, you write fanfic! What fandom are you in?!" It'll happen.
In other news - I was watching a show the other night and after it ended, My Name Is Earl came on. It was the episode where the car from Smokey and The Bandit was at the county fair. They were playing the song, "Eastbound and Down" and I was singing along (cuz I know the words to that song and I love it and that does NOT make me lame) and then I thought, "Heh, someone should make a SPN music vid to this song. It'd be awesome," and I went to youtube and looked and...SOMEONE DID!!! Awesome.
Q: If a hot chick spreads herself across a classic car for her centerfold...what does The Impala spread herself across for her centerfold?
Click to viewA: The American highway, baby. The American highway.