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[doctorseatfree]

*So, I was at my local bar the other night with Court and one of her friends from out of town. Anywho, this drunk person who smelled like urine came and sat down next to me. He asked if he could taste my beer, I said no. Then he told me that he wanted to make love to me. Not fuck me, not screw me, but make love to me. I said thanks. What do you really say to that? Hmm.... Weird. Yeah, his name was Wolverine.

*Note: This is NO joke.