Pretty much sums it up.

""Like any internet-savvy male, I’ve seen a lot of porn. Tons of it. All those fake tans, fake eyelashes, fake breasts and fake moans have caused me to value-no, worship-authenticity. Perhaps I’m an exception to the rule or part of a small minority, but I rank recently-mainstream Jenna Jameson alongside unfuckable B-list ( Read more... )

You want us to swallow our pride and apologize for petty shit every 3.7 seconds?

Fine, you better be willing to swallow your pride, by being sweet (ie. not negative 24/7) and offering us more sex than we could possibly ever desire.

( 5 relationship stages )

Just because I can't imagine myself marrying and having kids with a woman who doesn't shoot...

http://www.theppsc.org/Staff_Views/Czarnecki/pregnant_officer.htm

Noise toxicity

Noise usually is considered to be detrimental during pregnancy. In most ( Read more... )

This made me all...twitchy.

I'm not really sure how this woman survived past age 10.

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Pass this on to your mom and any other women you care about.

This is especially pertinent for any women who may have been diagnosed with cellulitis or mastitis, but it doesn't go away promptly with antibiotics.

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Theres some good housecleaning ( Read more... )

Hmm, I figure its time for another public post to share with my adoring fans ( Read more... )