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mom: how come you never have time for anything? what are you doing that takes up so much of your time?
me: ahur. raping little boys.
mom: well stop raping little boys so you can study more.
me: but it's fun. :[
mom: too bad that guy who likes you so much now doesn't know that. if he knew what a pervert you were, he'd run away screaming.
me: BUT MOMMMM. D:
yeah so i'm behind in my studies. i created a schedule for everything and omg my entire week is really, really packed. and i'm gonna skip lots of hot dinners for dry, nasty textbook fiber. :c constipation god will kiss me! :o
that's what i get for running around doing nothing productive instead of studying. 8[ *guts self and sells organs on ebay to get monies for college*
me: ahur. raping little boys.
mom: well stop raping little boys so you can study more.
me: but it's fun. :[
mom: too bad that guy who likes you so much now doesn't know that. if he knew what a pervert you were, he'd run away screaming.
me: BUT MOMMMM. D:
yeah so i'm behind in my studies. i created a schedule for everything and omg my entire week is really, really packed. and i'm gonna skip lots of hot dinners for dry, nasty textbook fiber. :c constipation god will kiss me! :o
that's what i get for running around doing nothing productive instead of studying. 8[ *guts self and sells organs on ebay to get monies for college*