[You can see the inside of Crane’s pocket, and he continues with the same rambling tone.] -decapitated gingerbread man. And I don’t even know what to do with it, because you obviously can’t eat it or keep it. And throwing it off the side of the barge would be crazy ( Read more... )

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time ( Read more... )