[31] - Video

[doctor_j_crane]

[So terribly public.]

Let's have a conversation, shall we? What's a theme that no one has ever discussed? Let me think. The wardens, perhaps? How terrible they are? How your warden does love you enough? How you feel like there's not justice in the system? [Crane laughs

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Randal likes you. :|

[bunchasavages]

Fucking ass kiss.

Crane kind of approves of someone seeing through the speech.

[doctor_j_crane]

Excuse me? I'm trying to get off this boat. Frankly, if you had the same goal in mind you'd follow my advice.

Randal didn't see through it. He just assumes Crane's an Elias-level brown-noser. LOL

[bunchasavages]

Why would I want to get out of here? I'm getting paid.

And he's kind of right. XD

[doctor_j_crane]

You're a warden, then? I had assumed... otherwise.

[bunchasavages]

I get that a lot. It must be my cool exterior and lack of moral outrage.

[doctor_j_crane]

I think we could all use a lack of moral outrage.

[bunchasavages]

We've got enough to be outraged about without throwing shit like ethics and morality into the pot.

Who're you and what'd you do to wind up here?

[doctor_j_crane]

Yes, that does seem to be the case.

[Crane hates explaining this. Because then he has to explain Batman. And no one ever takes that seriously, for some reason.] I'm a doctor. Apparently my practices weren't sufficiently ethical for some.

[bunchasavages]

What, are you Dr. Kevorkian or something?

[doctor_j_crane]

Not quite.