TOPIC Week of 12-26

[doctor_cox]

What is your New Year's Resolution?

Jee-sus, you must have been talking to Doc Gross...

This is where I'm supposed to identify all my faults and vow to never do them again, right? Sheesh.

I mean, God, if I wanted to quit hassling Kelso, don'tcha think I'd have stopped wasting my energy on him by now? Who needs an extra digit in the date to mouse

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[doctor_cox]

Why does every flaming female in this damned community that's just, Oh Dear Sweet God, one seedy nightclub owner away from Hell, always open with "Hey, you remind me of someone I know?".

Newsflash OhDonna: I'm not that guy!
I'm not sweet. I'm not likable.

So, just...
Get over it.
Yeah.
*Crosses arms across chest*

[donnatellamuse]

I'm not that guy!
I'm not sweet. I'm not likable.
He's not sweet either, and he's definitely NOT likeable, so you can kinda forgive me if I start to find some parallels, here.

But you know what else? Deep down (VERY deep down) he's a real softy.

[doctor_cox]

*Resists the urge to scream*
*Words tumble swiftly forth*
But, why does everyone seem to know 'that guy'?

*Screws face up*
Would ya just stop with trying to find the hidden depths, here. It's a total waste of your time.
*points to said contorted face*
This is wizzywig here...
*resumes previous arm folding position*

[ginger_muse]

Oh God! You don't have any assistants, do you?

[doctor_cox]

*Visibly perplexed*
Come again?

[ginger_muse]

She is talking about my boss! You remind her of my boss! My boss has two assistants! Me and Bonnie! You are like him! You are horrible!

[doctor_cox]

Oh dear Sweet God...You know, I can't actually hear you talking, but already I can tell you have just one of the most irritating voices...

Please, don't bother me a-a-again, otherwise I might be forced to enter your flurry of a social bubble and just go ahead and cut ya down.

Don't say I didn't warn ya, Ditz.

[donnatellamuse]

You are like him! You are horrible!
*smirks* He's not horrible to Molly and Huck.
And-- wow! The parallels never stop:

I'm going to damned well try and be the best darned Dad a kid ever had.
Just you try telling me you don't have hidden depths, Dr Cox, 'cause we both know different!

[doctor_cox]

To him, Damnit, to him.

Oh curse that infernal 'Doctor' Gross for mixing me up in this stupid community where people misinterpret everything I write!

Ok, ok...I have depths, but they're darker, Missy...If y'ever wanna dive in and be liquified by the horrors held captive beneath my cold exterior, just go 'head...I'll be up here, laughing, and calling down into those distant voids "I told you soooooo...",/font>

[donnatellamuse]

You're a downer, you know that? I'm calling you Doctor Downer from now on.

[doctor_cox]

Hey, hey, Hey, there, wait a minute...*Whistles abruptly*
No one gets to make up nicknames but me, got that?

And even if they did, they don't get to make one for me.
*Glares*
It's Doc, Doctor for such times as I'm being particularly naughty, or Perry. That's it.
*Draws line*

[donnatellamuse]

Sure thing, Doc Downer.

(But on your good days, I might call you Marshmallow, because we all know you're really just an old softy.)

[doctor_cox]

Good days?

Are those the ones where no one annoys me, nothing goes wrong, and Kelso calls in sick?

And, here's me thinking they were a myth...

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[donnatellamuse]

*shrugs* I guess we could always go with Perrywinkle.

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[doctor_cox]

*Glares*

*Just glares, gritting teeth*

*Begins to grind them slowly*