What is your New Year's Resolution?
Jee-sus, you must have been talking to Doc Gross...
This is where I'm supposed to identify all my faults and vow to never do them again, right? Sheesh.
I mean, God, if I wanted to quit hassling Kelso, don'tcha think I'd have stopped wasting my energy on him by now? Who needs an extra digit in the date to mouse up all their courage and change things?
I for one have been trying all year, with regards to the above problem, and I seriously doubt that any poxy resolution is gonna help me try more. I just keep on. *Taps forehead firmly in time with pauses* Hitting. My head. Against. The same. Brick. Wall. Damn this shrink and his radical ideas...
Okay, I'll play ball and make the damned list. *Smarms*
My New Years' Resolutions By Perry Cox
*Rolls eyes* God, what am I? Three?
- I will try to be nicer to people
- I will have more patience
- I will control my godsawful temper
- I will quit drinking
- I will curb the sarcasm
- I will...Ah, shit it's too hard already and i haven't even started yet...
Right, new plan of attack here:
1)
I'm going to damned well try and be the best darned Dad a kid ever had. I'm going to stick it out with Jordan, if only to piss off her Dad! prove to myself and everybody else that I do not go out of my way to ruin my life. I'm going to, wait a minute 'cos this is a hard one, I'm going to try cutting Barbara a little slack. I mean, after two years, he deserves it, don'tcha think?
*Ponders* Naaaah...*Smirk*
Character: Doctor Perry Cox
Fandom: Scrubs
Word count: 305