Today, we have a problem.

It's 2012. (I CAN TIMESKIP IF I WANT)

The Arume have invaded. (They were gonna invade in 1999, but Lavos beat them to the punch, so they had to reschedule)

Of course, waging war on humanity never goes well--for either side. But this particular nightmare comes equipped with a much nastier addendum than the Blue Drop series ( Read more... )

So I'm 23. Big whoop ( Read more... )

I hate you. Stop mauling me.

I know my fanboyism of the yuri duo has ballooned due to the RPing I've done over at netherworld_rpg . Their frickin' wedding is happening for crying out loud. ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?! What's this crap about a Mario and Luigi Ultimate Parody starring these two and making fun of every trite plot device used with these two while ( Read more... )

So guys, I'm hit by an obsession again. You can help me, right?

It seems that perhaps I'm enjoying this too much. Perhaps there's something about her character that's fun to corrupt. Perhaps it's the dual nature of both liking the KonoSetsu pairing and loathing what the fans do (is reminded heavily of Sonic fandom failure). But I generally enjoy ( Read more... )

CYOA anons don't like Sonic, so I shed bitter tears. If they're still angsting about it by the time I get back I'll probably troll them by letting the blue dude tear apart all of Gensokyo ( Read more... )

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4428188/7/Read more... )

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3341165/4/

Now shower me with hatred and criticism while I sleep for work!

Also my dear previous readers... remember Mephiles the Dark? You know the creature mentioned at one point? His--or I should say its-- role is far from over.

Ladies and gentlemen, a crossover plotbunny. As usual for Ansem, but this would be somewhat more mellow and dramedy than the usual ACSHUN!fests I'd usually write. Some Mahoraba spoilers, so it's going under a cut.

( I'ma DARIN' somebody to do this. You know you want to. )

I've been hit with those WORRYWORRYWORRY genes, causing me to procrastinate and read manga again ( Read more... )

Prepare for the ultimate school of whatthefuckery. Feedback whether or not this idea could work would be GREATLY appreciated.

Public now, private'd after a few days or so.

( Super Metroid Brothers BRAWL )