who wants control? raise your hand.

i just looked outside, it's bleak.

i got into madison minnesota and loyola. i dont want to go to any of them. i think my future is a joke.

my birthday is this thursday, and all i want are some hardcore badasssss fake tattoos. i'm talkin naked women with guns, snakes in skulls, anchors, maybe even some unicorns. if anyone has any desire to make my life wonderful please help amass some, i'll even pay you back with love and baked goods!

hahahahahahahahahaha....hahahah.....haha!
highschool is so trivial, angsty teens are ridiculous, and good parties seem to be in scarce commodity recently.
i hope i can get into college

fuuuuck! stats is going to kill me! schools wont except you if youre failing! fuuuck math, oh god, what do i do? it's too late for me to get a respectable grade, do i plead? does mr aiello take to pleading? maybe bribery, like a giant cake in the shape of lambo (however the fuck you spell it) field. fuuuuuuuuck my life this is bad on top of ( Read more... )

i am very happy, very very happy. just happy, and good, and happy

this holiday is gonna kick ass, i wrote out a list today of all the presents im getting for everyone, and im tooo damn excited! oh man and baking cookies and making cards with simone! oh man and bird nests at the family dinner! and those ugly sweaters you get from relatives that you exchange for cash! and stockings! and mistletoe! and other good ( Read more... )

stuff man, stuff

ahhhh stasis. you are friendly but im oh so tired of you

phrases like "i hear that" "this is malarky" and "shnookums" have fallen out of everyday use.