That's Not the Meme and You Know It
Hello people!
Snurtched from sophie2dopex.
The Female Anatomy Survey
Section 1: Hair.
1.) what color is it? Brown with hardly-noticeable, natural golden highlights.
2.) is it natural? Yep yep!
3.) is it hard to manage? Not really. I don't do anything to it, so...
4.) what's the texture? Um...soft? How else do you describe hair, lol?
5.) do you think hair extensions are fake looking? I dunno, I don't think I've ever seen them in hair before...
6.) do you wear it up more often or down? It's kinda too short to have up, but even if it was longer, it'd be down.
7.) do people tell you they are jealous of your hair? HAHA, no.
8.) do you have bangs? Sorta. They sweep across my forehead.
9.) do you bring celeb pictures to salon when you get your hair cut? I did a few cuts ago; Katy Perry.
10.) do you go to cheap places like cost cutters for hair cuts, or expensive salons? Well, I don't really care where we go, but mom likes to go to Kenneth's, which is kinda expensive.
Section 2: Face
1.) do you have big or small eyes? ...normal? I dunno!
2.) what color? Also brown.
3.) are your lips full? Enough.
4.) what about your lashes? are they long? I don't know, they're long enough!
5.) do you like the shape/size of your nose? No, I think it's a bit too big (I got my dad's nose, and it's blatantly obvious).
6.) do you use proactive, or another extreme acne therapy system? No, but I prolly should to keep my skin all clean and whatnot. I just can never remember to do it every day. *shrugs*
7.) do you wax or tweeze your eyebrows? Tweeze. Such a pain.
8.) how's your forehead? is it high or low? Normal!
9.) face shape? I've been told heart-shaped.
10.) when you wear makeup, is it heavy? I never wear makeup. I used to wear a bit of eyeliner, but it's such a hassle, I've given it up completely.
Section 3: Hands and feet
1.) do you crack your knuckles? I can't, but even if I could, I wouldn't, cuz I find it utterly repulsive.
2.) what about your toes? NO!!
3.) have you ever gotten fake nails? Never wanted to, so no.
4.) are your nails painted? My toenails are - blue. I chew my fingernails, so I can't paint those.
5.) what is the most you've spent at a nail salon? I've never spent anything at a nail salon - never been to one.
6.) do you get those annoying hangnails? All the time.
7.) do you like the shape of your fingernails? I don't really care.
8.) do you have bunions on your feet? No. I don't walk enough to have that problem, LOL.
9.) are your hands big or small? Average? My hands are proportional to my body, lol.
10.) what size shoe do you wear? Either a 7 or 7 & 1/2 in Women's.
11.) do your feet ever smell? Not that I've noticed, no.
Section 4: Boobs.
1.) so, what size are they? 36C.
2.) did you find it awkward answering the above question? do you find it awkward talking about boobs? Yeah, I'm still a teeny bit prudish when it comes to talking about stuff like that. :}
3.) has a boy ever tried to touch your assets? No, but a guy at school once asked if he could and I told him to fuck off, lol.
4.) don't you hate it when your boobs are itchy, and your in public so you can't scratch them? Yes. Although, I kinda do anyway.
5.) do you own a pushup bra? if so, why? No, but I wouldn't mind one just for those nights when I feel slutty, LOL (for college, of course).
6.) what about your nipples? do you get disgusted when they get hard? ...that's a really weird question and I'm not gonna answer it.
7.) are you bigger or smaller in the bust area than most of your other friends? Bigger.
8.) would you ever get breast implants if they were 100% safe and 100% guaranteed to work? why or why not? Prolly not, cuz they're decent-sized already, I think.
9.) do you ever get jealous of other girl's breasts? Nope.
10.) would you ever show your bare breasts in a magazine for a million dollars? Sure!
11.) i know you're loving these! so let's try a few more, just for old time's sake! do you like to show cleavage? No, I really don't. I mean, I think cleavage is really sexy on the right girl, but I feel really violated showing that much skin.
12.) has anyone ever stereotyped you by the size of your boobs? No...
13.) have you ever been made fun of because of the size of them? Again, no...
14.) would you like to have breasts like pam andersons? Naw, that would prolly give me back problems. ;D
15.) bigger is better, right? Sure, unless they're ridiculously huge.
16.) do you like to wear a string bikini just to show off what you got on top? No, I hate bathing suits.
17.) has a guy ever told you that "you have a nice rack"? No.
18.) do you need a bra from victoria's secret to be sexy? No, but I would like one.
19.) almost done! have you ever heard that carrots or corn make your boobs magically grow? HAHA, no.
20.) haha, last one! do you prefer to call them boobs, breasts, or tits? Boobs.
Section 5: Stomach.
1.) are you happy with your stomach? Not really, no.
2.) is it flat or is it fat? In-between.
3.) do you ever do sit-ups? I used to, but I just don't have the energy/want to anymore.
4.) do you ever try to suck in your stomach to make yourself appear thinner? Yes.
5.) what about your belly button? innie or outie? Innie.
6.) when you sit down, do you find rolls? No.
7.) are you too self conscious to wear a bikini? Yes, which is saying something cuz I'm pretty confident about myself.
8.) have you ever thought about extreme dieting to make yourself thinner? Never, no.
9.) have you ever exercised excessively to shed the pounds? Oh, puhlease, I HATE exercise.
10.) would you ever get lypo? Sure, if I could keep my lifestyle and remain thin, but I know you have to eat healthier and exercise, and I just don't care enough to do so.
Section 6: Buttocks.
1.) is it bootylicious? LOL! That's such a stupid word. Um, I have no idea.
2.) does it look good in jeans? I think so, but I don't wear freakish tight jeans like my brother, so...
3.) has a guy ever slapped it? No, and if one did, I'd punch his rude-ass lights out!
4.) can you booty shake like beyonce? :O No, and I find that disgusting.
5.) would you like a better backside? No, I'm not interested in butts, thank you.
6.) do you have birthmarks on your butt? No.
7.) have you ever gotten a bug bite down there? Nope.
8.) must have been uncomfortable, hm? I just said I never gotten one, you're not even paying attention anymore, are you? You stopped listening after the "boob" questions, didn't you?
9.) has anyone ever complimented you on your booty? Haha, no.
10.) do you consider it your best feature? No, I actually consider my bust to be my best feature. That's kinda sad, isn't it?
Section 7: Legs.
1.) are they tan at the moment? HAHA. I don't tan, silly. I have that Renaissance, European opinion of beauty: being as pale as possible. ;D
2.) are they long? They're not short, but they're not like stilts or something, lol.
3.) do you know how to strut your stuff? I am certain that I don't.
4.) do you have thunder thighs? HAHA, um, no?
5.) when is the last time you shaved em? A couple days ago.
6.) do you have any scars on your legs from different incidents? XD I have two scars, both from careless shaving accidents.
7.) can you do a high kick? No freaking way.
8.) are you legs your best feature? No.
9.) do you like to show them off? Not really, no, I like pants.
10.) are you into short shorts? NO. I much prefer jeans.
The Female Anatomy Survey
Section 1: Hair.
1.) what color is it?
2.) is it natural?
3.) is it hard to manage?
4.) what's the texture?
5.) do you think hair extensions are fake looking?
6.) do you wear it up more often or down?
7.) do people tell you they are jealous of your hair?
8.) do you have bangs?
9.) do you bring celeb pictures to salon when you get your hair cut?
10.) do you go to cheap places like cost cutters for hair cuts, or expensive salons?
Section 2: Face
1.) do you have big or small eyes?
2.) what color?
3.) are your lips full?
4.) what about your lashes? are they long?
5.) do you like the shape/size of your nose?
6.) do you use proactive, or another extreme acne therapy system?
7.) do you wax or tweeze your eyebrows?
8.) how's your forehead? is it high or low?
9.) face shape?
10.) when you wear makeup, is it heavy?
Section 3: Hands and feet
1.) do you crack your knuckles?
2.) what about your toes?
3.) have you ever gotten fake nails?
4.) are your nails painted?
5.) what is the most you've spent at a nail salon?
6.) do you get those annoying hangnails?
7.) do you like the shape of your fingernails?
8.) do you have bunions on your feet?
9.) are your hands big or small?
10.) what size shoe do you wear?
11.) do your feet ever smell?
Section 4: Boobs.
1.) so, what size are they?
2.) did you find it awkward answering the above question? do you find it awkward talking about boobs?
3.) has a boy ever tried to touch your assets?
4.) don't you hate it when your boobs are itchy, and your in public so you can't scratch them?
5.) do you own a pushup bra? if so, why?
6.) what about your nipples? do you get disgusted when they get hard?
7.) are you bigger or smaller in the bust area than most of your other friends?
8.) would you ever get breast implants if they were 100% safe and 100% guaranteed to work? why or why not?
9.) do you ever get jealous of other girl's breasts?
10.) would you ever show your bare breasts in a magazine for a million dollars?
11.) i know you're loving these! so let's try a few more, just for old time's sake! do you like to show cleavage?
12.) has anyone ever stereotyped you by the size of your boobs?
13.) have you ever been made fun of because of the size of them?
14.) would you like to have breasts like pam andersons?
15.) bigger is better, right?
16.) do you like to wear a string bikini just to show off what you got on top?
17.) has a guy ever told you that "you have a nice rack?
18.) do you need a bra from victoria's secret to be sexy?
19.) almost done! have you ever heard that carrots or corn make your boobs magically grow?
20.) haha, last one! do you prefer to call them boobs, breasts, or tits?
Section 5: Stomach.
1.) are you happy with your stomach?
2.) is it flat or is it fat?
3.) do you ever do sit-ups?
4.) do you ever try to suck in your stomach to make yourself appear thinner?
5.) what about your belly button? inny or outie?
6.) when you sit down, do you find rolls?
7.) are you too self conscious to wear a bikini?
8.) have you ever thought about extreme dieting to make yourself thinner?
9.) have you ever exercised excessively to shed the pounds?
10.) would you ever get lypo?
Section 6: Buttocks.
1.) is it bootylicious?
2.) does it look good in jeans?
3.) has a guy ever slapped it?
4.) can you booty shake like beyonce?
5.) would you like a better backside?
6.) do you have birthmarks on your butt?
7.) have you ever gotten a bug bite down there?
8.) must have been uncomfortable, hm?
9.) has anyone ever complimented you on your booty?
10.) do you consider it your best feature?
Section 7: Legs.
1.) are they tan at the moment?
2.) are they long?
3.) do you know how to strut your stuff?
4.) do you have thunder thighs?
5.) when is the last time you shaved em?
6.) do you have any scars on your legs from different incidents?
7.) can you do a high kick?
8.) are you legs your best feature?
9.) do you like to show them off?
10.) are you into short shorts?
Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
Snurtched from sophie2dopex.
The Female Anatomy Survey
Section 1: Hair.
1.) what color is it? Brown with hardly-noticeable, natural golden highlights.
2.) is it natural? Yep yep!
3.) is it hard to manage? Not really. I don't do anything to it, so...
4.) what's the texture? Um...soft? How else do you describe hair, lol?
5.) do you think hair extensions are fake looking? I dunno, I don't think I've ever seen them in hair before...
6.) do you wear it up more often or down? It's kinda too short to have up, but even if it was longer, it'd be down.
7.) do people tell you they are jealous of your hair? HAHA, no.
8.) do you have bangs? Sorta. They sweep across my forehead.
9.) do you bring celeb pictures to salon when you get your hair cut? I did a few cuts ago; Katy Perry.
10.) do you go to cheap places like cost cutters for hair cuts, or expensive salons? Well, I don't really care where we go, but mom likes to go to Kenneth's, which is kinda expensive.
Section 2: Face
1.) do you have big or small eyes? ...normal? I dunno!
2.) what color? Also brown.
3.) are your lips full? Enough.
4.) what about your lashes? are they long? I don't know, they're long enough!
5.) do you like the shape/size of your nose? No, I think it's a bit too big (I got my dad's nose, and it's blatantly obvious).
6.) do you use proactive, or another extreme acne therapy system? No, but I prolly should to keep my skin all clean and whatnot. I just can never remember to do it every day. *shrugs*
7.) do you wax or tweeze your eyebrows? Tweeze. Such a pain.
8.) how's your forehead? is it high or low? Normal!
9.) face shape? I've been told heart-shaped.
10.) when you wear makeup, is it heavy? I never wear makeup. I used to wear a bit of eyeliner, but it's such a hassle, I've given it up completely.
Section 3: Hands and feet
1.) do you crack your knuckles? I can't, but even if I could, I wouldn't, cuz I find it utterly repulsive.
2.) what about your toes? NO!!
3.) have you ever gotten fake nails? Never wanted to, so no.
4.) are your nails painted? My toenails are - blue. I chew my fingernails, so I can't paint those.
5.) what is the most you've spent at a nail salon? I've never spent anything at a nail salon - never been to one.
6.) do you get those annoying hangnails? All the time.
7.) do you like the shape of your fingernails? I don't really care.
8.) do you have bunions on your feet? No. I don't walk enough to have that problem, LOL.
9.) are your hands big or small? Average? My hands are proportional to my body, lol.
10.) what size shoe do you wear? Either a 7 or 7 & 1/2 in Women's.
11.) do your feet ever smell? Not that I've noticed, no.
Section 4: Boobs.
1.) so, what size are they? 36C.
2.) did you find it awkward answering the above question? do you find it awkward talking about boobs? Yeah, I'm still a teeny bit prudish when it comes to talking about stuff like that. :}
3.) has a boy ever tried to touch your assets? No, but a guy at school once asked if he could and I told him to fuck off, lol.
4.) don't you hate it when your boobs are itchy, and your in public so you can't scratch them? Yes. Although, I kinda do anyway.
5.) do you own a pushup bra? if so, why? No, but I wouldn't mind one just for those nights when I feel slutty, LOL (for college, of course).
6.) what about your nipples? do you get disgusted when they get hard? ...that's a really weird question and I'm not gonna answer it.
7.) are you bigger or smaller in the bust area than most of your other friends? Bigger.
8.) would you ever get breast implants if they were 100% safe and 100% guaranteed to work? why or why not? Prolly not, cuz they're decent-sized already, I think.
9.) do you ever get jealous of other girl's breasts? Nope.
10.) would you ever show your bare breasts in a magazine for a million dollars? Sure!
11.) i know you're loving these! so let's try a few more, just for old time's sake! do you like to show cleavage? No, I really don't. I mean, I think cleavage is really sexy on the right girl, but I feel really violated showing that much skin.
12.) has anyone ever stereotyped you by the size of your boobs? No...
13.) have you ever been made fun of because of the size of them? Again, no...
14.) would you like to have breasts like pam andersons? Naw, that would prolly give me back problems. ;D
15.) bigger is better, right? Sure, unless they're ridiculously huge.
16.) do you like to wear a string bikini just to show off what you got on top? No, I hate bathing suits.
17.) has a guy ever told you that "you have a nice rack"? No.
18.) do you need a bra from victoria's secret to be sexy? No, but I would like one.
19.) almost done! have you ever heard that carrots or corn make your boobs magically grow? HAHA, no.
20.) haha, last one! do you prefer to call them boobs, breasts, or tits? Boobs.
Section 5: Stomach.
1.) are you happy with your stomach? Not really, no.
2.) is it flat or is it fat? In-between.
3.) do you ever do sit-ups? I used to, but I just don't have the energy/want to anymore.
4.) do you ever try to suck in your stomach to make yourself appear thinner? Yes.
5.) what about your belly button? innie or outie? Innie.
6.) when you sit down, do you find rolls? No.
7.) are you too self conscious to wear a bikini? Yes, which is saying something cuz I'm pretty confident about myself.
8.) have you ever thought about extreme dieting to make yourself thinner? Never, no.
9.) have you ever exercised excessively to shed the pounds? Oh, puhlease, I HATE exercise.
10.) would you ever get lypo? Sure, if I could keep my lifestyle and remain thin, but I know you have to eat healthier and exercise, and I just don't care enough to do so.
Section 6: Buttocks.
1.) is it bootylicious? LOL! That's such a stupid word. Um, I have no idea.
2.) does it look good in jeans? I think so, but I don't wear freakish tight jeans like my brother, so...
3.) has a guy ever slapped it? No, and if one did, I'd punch his rude-ass lights out!
4.) can you booty shake like beyonce? :O No, and I find that disgusting.
5.) would you like a better backside? No, I'm not interested in butts, thank you.
6.) do you have birthmarks on your butt? No.
7.) have you ever gotten a bug bite down there? Nope.
8.) must have been uncomfortable, hm? I just said I never gotten one, you're not even paying attention anymore, are you? You stopped listening after the "boob" questions, didn't you?
9.) has anyone ever complimented you on your booty? Haha, no.
10.) do you consider it your best feature? No, I actually consider my bust to be my best feature. That's kinda sad, isn't it?
Section 7: Legs.
1.) are they tan at the moment? HAHA. I don't tan, silly. I have that Renaissance, European opinion of beauty: being as pale as possible. ;D
2.) are they long? They're not short, but they're not like stilts or something, lol.
3.) do you know how to strut your stuff? I am certain that I don't.
4.) do you have thunder thighs? HAHA, um, no?
5.) when is the last time you shaved em? A couple days ago.
6.) do you have any scars on your legs from different incidents? XD I have two scars, both from careless shaving accidents.
7.) can you do a high kick? No freaking way.
8.) are you legs your best feature? No.
9.) do you like to show them off? Not really, no, I like pants.
10.) are you into short shorts? NO. I much prefer jeans.
The Female Anatomy Survey
Section 1: Hair.
1.) what color is it?
2.) is it natural?
3.) is it hard to manage?
4.) what's the texture?
5.) do you think hair extensions are fake looking?
6.) do you wear it up more often or down?
7.) do people tell you they are jealous of your hair?
8.) do you have bangs?
9.) do you bring celeb pictures to salon when you get your hair cut?
10.) do you go to cheap places like cost cutters for hair cuts, or expensive salons?
Section 2: Face
1.) do you have big or small eyes?
2.) what color?
3.) are your lips full?
4.) what about your lashes? are they long?
5.) do you like the shape/size of your nose?
6.) do you use proactive, or another extreme acne therapy system?
7.) do you wax or tweeze your eyebrows?
8.) how's your forehead? is it high or low?
9.) face shape?
10.) when you wear makeup, is it heavy?
Section 3: Hands and feet
1.) do you crack your knuckles?
2.) what about your toes?
3.) have you ever gotten fake nails?
4.) are your nails painted?
5.) what is the most you've spent at a nail salon?
6.) do you get those annoying hangnails?
7.) do you like the shape of your fingernails?
8.) do you have bunions on your feet?
9.) are your hands big or small?
10.) what size shoe do you wear?
11.) do your feet ever smell?
Section 4: Boobs.
1.) so, what size are they?
2.) did you find it awkward answering the above question? do you find it awkward talking about boobs?
3.) has a boy ever tried to touch your assets?
4.) don't you hate it when your boobs are itchy, and your in public so you can't scratch them?
5.) do you own a pushup bra? if so, why?
6.) what about your nipples? do you get disgusted when they get hard?
7.) are you bigger or smaller in the bust area than most of your other friends?
8.) would you ever get breast implants if they were 100% safe and 100% guaranteed to work? why or why not?
9.) do you ever get jealous of other girl's breasts?
10.) would you ever show your bare breasts in a magazine for a million dollars?
11.) i know you're loving these! so let's try a few more, just for old time's sake! do you like to show cleavage?
12.) has anyone ever stereotyped you by the size of your boobs?
13.) have you ever been made fun of because of the size of them?
14.) would you like to have breasts like pam andersons?
15.) bigger is better, right?
16.) do you like to wear a string bikini just to show off what you got on top?
17.) has a guy ever told you that "you have a nice rack?
18.) do you need a bra from victoria's secret to be sexy?
19.) almost done! have you ever heard that carrots or corn make your boobs magically grow?
20.) haha, last one! do you prefer to call them boobs, breasts, or tits?
Section 5: Stomach.
1.) are you happy with your stomach?
2.) is it flat or is it fat?
3.) do you ever do sit-ups?
4.) do you ever try to suck in your stomach to make yourself appear thinner?
5.) what about your belly button? inny or outie?
6.) when you sit down, do you find rolls?
7.) are you too self conscious to wear a bikini?
8.) have you ever thought about extreme dieting to make yourself thinner?
9.) have you ever exercised excessively to shed the pounds?
10.) would you ever get lypo?
Section 6: Buttocks.
1.) is it bootylicious?
2.) does it look good in jeans?
3.) has a guy ever slapped it?
4.) can you booty shake like beyonce?
5.) would you like a better backside?
6.) do you have birthmarks on your butt?
7.) have you ever gotten a bug bite down there?
8.) must have been uncomfortable, hm?
9.) has anyone ever complimented you on your booty?
10.) do you consider it your best feature?
Section 7: Legs.
1.) are they tan at the moment?
2.) are they long?
3.) do you know how to strut your stuff?
4.) do you have thunder thighs?
5.) when is the last time you shaved em?
6.) do you have any scars on your legs from different incidents?
7.) can you do a high kick?
8.) are you legs your best feature?
9.) do you like to show them off?
10.) are you into short shorts?
Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*