LAJKA!!! You wanna hear something so creepy you will WET YOURSELF!!
Lisssen lissen this could be important! You know how when your rilly rilly tired you sometimes catch a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye, like a shadow only theres no one there to be casting a shadow? HUH? Am I right tell me Im right I know Im right. And its supposed to be just your imagination. BUT!! What if the opposite it true and when your rilly rilly tired like I am right now your natural brain defenses fail and you start to see WHAT IS REALLY THERE ALL THE TIME!! We are not sposed to know this and now we do. BIG TRouble ahead.
I told my theory to Docster and he scoffed, he said scoff scoff these things havent hurt us yet, maybe they just mind their own business arent inarested in us. But thats not what I think. I think they are waiting for us to start seeing them so they can do terrible perverted things to us!! And I told my Cousin Ingrid She is No help of course. Ing says she will wait until Im exhausted and trying to get to sleep and then start scratching at my window from outside and maybe sneak in my room wearing her black leotard!!! Good thing I have my water pistol full of rotten egg juice under my pillow...