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June 28 2005, 00:46:07 UTC
core application due to the growing demand for admittance into the core...i have devised an application.
Name: Stine Age: 17 Sex: Female Height: 5'5 Weight: 36-25-38....big ol booty ;) Ethnicity: white/native american What's your typical day like? days...i sleep off my nights What's your typical night like? partying it up with some kick ass kids Do you have a job? hell no Do you have lots of money? nah Are you willing to share your money? i share what i got What do the letters KG and JB mean to you? If I was drunk and asked you for a blowjob, would you give me one? cmon kev... Would you give Andrew Pearce one? hell no How about a handjob? id hook you up with another donor.... Finish this line..."Put on a cool 70's groove..." bitches Which girls sport/organization is the hottest? Fillies Would you fall on a grenade for a buddy? ummm nah Ever smoked weed? nah If you haven't, why not? not my thing... If you have, could you feel your legs?
What's the best thing to get at sonic? Strawberry Limeades Then what would you do with that item? FIX it and drink it If a tree fell on my leg and I was trapped and couldn't move and we didnt have any sharp objects...would you bite my leg off to save me? yea i like to bite lol If you were grounded, would you sneak out for a Core gathering? yea Why or why not? nothings more imprortant than core If yes, how would you go about sneaking out? hire some chick to be me for the night and sleep in my bed while i jump out the window Do you drink? nah Do you drink a lot? no no no Do you prefer getting trashed or buzzed or are you just a social drinker? im def. veryyy social Are you one of those people who say they drink but just hold their cup the whole night? nah If so, please stop taking this.
Now we may resume. What is your favorite band? The D...hahahaha Do your parents go out of town frequently? no If so, would you allow your house to be used for a gathering?ill let you if they ever leave If no, why are you being such a pussy? If invited to a party, do you think it's ok to bring a friend that wasn't invited? NOOOOO Do you like camping? Yes Do you know how to start a fire? yea What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?im not illegal If a girl needed to know one of our locations...and that was classified information...would you lie for us? i dont understand What's your favorite beverage? Citrus Favorite movie? Fight CLub Favorite kind of movie? Action Do you believe in God: Yea Finish this line "Since you've been gone..."ive ate 3000 potatoe chips and gained 500 pounds to eat away my burning love for you... Why do you know that song? Im emo Are you gay? although some think so..NICOLE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS!!!
Now the rapid fire test...do not think hard on these...just write down the first thing that pops into your head....
City Hall: The D Ice pick: bitches Sky: Citrus Pong: Ping Tournament: of Champions Computer: Blue
Match these quotes to who said them: 1."I need two more...you...you need three more!" NICHOLSON 2. "It's sooo hot in here" CHRISTINE 3. "Dude... we talked to this chick... and we're getting backdoor action next weekend. Fuck, wait , you're right, i meant giner action" AP 4. "Look what I can do!" CASSIE 5. "I just took 7 straight shots...not even a buzz" CORNAY 6. "When I talk like this...do I sound like a black man?" KYLE 7. "My neighbors! Turn off the lights...everyone get down and shhh be quiet!" KEVIN 8. "Noooooooo ya'll have to turn around if.." GINNY 9. "Rock out, rock out, rock out!" DAN Cassie Stokes, Kevin Yee, Andrew Pearce, Christine Fuchs, Andrew Nicholson, Dan Newkirk, Chris Cornay, Kyle Walker, Ginny Torok
Your application shall be evaluated shortly. -The Core
due to the growing demand for admittance into the core...i have devised an application.
Name: Stine
Age: 17
Sex: Female
Height: 5'5
Weight: 36-25-38....big ol booty ;)
Ethnicity: white/native american
What's your typical day like? days...i sleep off my nights
What's your typical night like? partying it up with some kick ass kids
Do you have a job? hell no
Do you have lots of money? nah
Are you willing to share your money? i share what i got
What do the letters KG and JB mean to you?
If I was drunk and asked you for a blowjob, would you give me one? cmon kev...
Would you give Andrew Pearce one? hell no
How about a handjob? id hook you up with another donor....
Finish this line..."Put on a cool 70's groove..." bitches
Which girls sport/organization is the hottest? Fillies
Would you fall on a grenade for a buddy? ummm nah
Ever smoked weed? nah
If you haven't, why not? not my thing...
If you have, could you feel your legs?
What's the best thing to get at sonic? Strawberry Limeades
Then what would you do with that item? FIX it and drink it
If a tree fell on my leg and I was trapped and couldn't move and we didnt have any sharp objects...would you bite my leg off to save me? yea i like to bite lol
If you were grounded, would you sneak out for a Core gathering? yea
Why or why not? nothings more imprortant than core
If yes, how would you go about sneaking out? hire some chick to be me for the night and sleep in my bed while i jump out the window
Do you drink? nah
Do you drink a lot? no no no
Do you prefer getting trashed or buzzed or are you just a social drinker? im def. veryyy social
Are you one of those people who say they drink but just hold their cup the whole night? nah
If so, please stop taking this.
Now we may resume.
What is your favorite band? The D...hahahaha
Do your parents go out of town frequently? no
If so, would you allow your house to be used for a gathering?ill let you if they ever leave
If no, why are you being such a pussy?
If invited to a party, do you think it's ok to bring a friend that wasn't invited? NOOOOO
Do you like camping? Yes
Do you know how to start a fire? yea
What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?im not illegal
If a girl needed to know one of our locations...and that was classified information...would you lie for us? i dont understand
What's your favorite beverage? Citrus
Favorite movie? Fight CLub
Favorite kind of movie? Action
Do you believe in God: Yea
Finish this line "Since you've been gone..."ive ate 3000 potatoe chips and gained 500 pounds to eat away my burning love for you...
Why do you know that song? Im emo
Are you gay? although some think so..NICOLE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS!!!
Now the rapid fire test...do not think hard on these...just write down the first thing that pops into your head....
City Hall: The D
Ice pick: bitches
Sky: Citrus
Pong: Ping
Tournament: of Champions
Computer: Blue
Match these quotes to who said them:
1."I need two more...you...you need three more!" NICHOLSON
2. "It's sooo hot in here" CHRISTINE
3. "Dude... we talked to this chick... and we're getting backdoor action next weekend. Fuck, wait , you're right, i meant giner action" AP
4. "Look what I can do!" CASSIE
5. "I just took 7 straight shots...not even a buzz" CORNAY
6. "When I talk like this...do I sound like a black man?" KYLE
7. "My neighbors! Turn off the lights...everyone get down and shhh be quiet!" KEVIN
8. "Noooooooo ya'll have to turn around if.." GINNY
9. "Rock out, rock out, rock out!" DAN
Cassie Stokes, Kevin Yee, Andrew Pearce, Christine Fuchs, Andrew Nicholson, Dan Newkirk, Chris Cornay, Kyle Walker, Ginny Torok
Your application shall be evaluated shortly.
-The Core
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