core application
due to the growing demand for admittance into the core...i have devised an application.
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Height:
Weight:
Ethnicity:
What's your typical day like?
What's your typical night like?
Do you have a job?
Do you have lots of money?
Are you willing to share your money?
What do the letters KG and JB mean to you?
If I was drunk and asked you for a blowjob, would you give me one?
Would you give Andrew Pearce one?
How about a handjob?
Finish this line..."Put on a cool 70's groove..."
Which girls sport/organization is the hottest?
Would you fall on a grenade for a buddy?
Ever smoked weed?
If you haven't, why not?
If you have, could you feel your legs?
What's the best thing to get at sonic?
Then what would you do with that item?
If a tree fell on my leg and I was trapped and couldn't move and we didnt have any sharp objects...would you bite my leg off to save me?
If you were grounded, would you sneak out for a Core gathering?
Why or why not?
If yes, how would you go about sneaking out?
Do you drink?
Do you drink a lot?
Do you prefer getting trashed or buzzed or are you just a social drinker?
Are you one of those people who say they drink but just hold their cup the whole night?
If so, please stop taking this.
Now we may resume.
What is your favorite band?
Do your parents go out of town frequently?
If so, would you allow your house to be used for a gathering?
If no, why are you being such a pussy?
If invited to a party, do you think it's ok to bring a friend that wasn't invited?
Do you like camping?
Do you know how to start a fire?
What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
If a girl needed to know one of our locations...and that was classified information...would you lie for us?
What's your favorite beverage?
Favorite movie?
Favorite kind of movie?
Do you believe in God:
Finish this line "Since you've been gone..."
Why do you know that song?
Are you gay?
Now the rapid fire test...do not think hard on these...just write down the first thing that pops into your head....
City Hall:
Ice pick:
Sky:
Pong:
Tournament:
Computer:
Match these quotes to who said them:
1."I need two more...you...you need three more!"
2. "It's sooo hot in here"
3. "Dude... we talked to this chick... and we're getting backdoor action next weekend. Fuck, wait , you're right, i meant giner action"
4. "Look what I can do!"
5. "I just took 7 straight shots...not even a buzz"
6. "When I talk like this...do I sound like a black man?"
7. "My neighbors! Turn off the lights...everyone get down and shhh be quiet!"
8. "Noooooooo ya'll have to turn around if.."
9. "Rock out, rock out, rock out!"
Cassie Stokes, Kevin Yee, Andrew Pearce, Christine Fuchs, Andrew Nicholson, Dan Newkirk, Chris Cornay, Kyle Walker, Ginny Torok
Your application shall be evaluated shortly.
-The Core
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Height:
Weight:
Ethnicity:
What's your typical day like?
What's your typical night like?
Do you have a job?
Do you have lots of money?
Are you willing to share your money?
What do the letters KG and JB mean to you?
If I was drunk and asked you for a blowjob, would you give me one?
Would you give Andrew Pearce one?
How about a handjob?
Finish this line..."Put on a cool 70's groove..."
Which girls sport/organization is the hottest?
Would you fall on a grenade for a buddy?
Ever smoked weed?
If you haven't, why not?
If you have, could you feel your legs?
What's the best thing to get at sonic?
Then what would you do with that item?
If a tree fell on my leg and I was trapped and couldn't move and we didnt have any sharp objects...would you bite my leg off to save me?
If you were grounded, would you sneak out for a Core gathering?
Why or why not?
If yes, how would you go about sneaking out?
Do you drink?
Do you drink a lot?
Do you prefer getting trashed or buzzed or are you just a social drinker?
Are you one of those people who say they drink but just hold their cup the whole night?
If so, please stop taking this.
Now we may resume.
What is your favorite band?
Do your parents go out of town frequently?
If so, would you allow your house to be used for a gathering?
If no, why are you being such a pussy?
If invited to a party, do you think it's ok to bring a friend that wasn't invited?
Do you like camping?
Do you know how to start a fire?
What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
If a girl needed to know one of our locations...and that was classified information...would you lie for us?
What's your favorite beverage?
Favorite movie?
Favorite kind of movie?
Do you believe in God:
Finish this line "Since you've been gone..."
Why do you know that song?
Are you gay?
Now the rapid fire test...do not think hard on these...just write down the first thing that pops into your head....
City Hall:
Ice pick:
Sky:
Pong:
Tournament:
Computer:
Match these quotes to who said them:
1."I need two more...you...you need three more!"
2. "It's sooo hot in here"
3. "Dude... we talked to this chick... and we're getting backdoor action next weekend. Fuck, wait , you're right, i meant giner action"
4. "Look what I can do!"
5. "I just took 7 straight shots...not even a buzz"
6. "When I talk like this...do I sound like a black man?"
7. "My neighbors! Turn off the lights...everyone get down and shhh be quiet!"
8. "Noooooooo ya'll have to turn around if.."
9. "Rock out, rock out, rock out!"
Cassie Stokes, Kevin Yee, Andrew Pearce, Christine Fuchs, Andrew Nicholson, Dan Newkirk, Chris Cornay, Kyle Walker, Ginny Torok
Your application shall be evaluated shortly.
-The Core