so pointless

Jun 18, 2005 01:14

GUYS: Turned ON or OFF when a girl:

dresses like a slut: on...to a certain degree...theres a thin line between slut and hot
dresses like a grandma: OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
dresses like a prep: on fo sho
dresses in all black: eh off.
doesn't care what she wears: i guess on
sings: if she's good, on, but if not then offfff
plays a musical instrument: on
is skinnier than you: on
is bigger than you: off
is shorter than you: on
is taller than you: i dont really care...as long as she's not a giant
has straight teeth: on
wears braces: off
has chapped lips: off
has green eyes: i
has blue eyes: dont
has brown eyes: really
has long hair: care
has short hair: onnnn
drinks alcohol: definitely on
smokes cigarettes: off
smokes pot: hmmm depends how much
wears glasses: depends on the lady
has blonde hair: on
has brown hair: on
has black hair: on...so basically...if she has hair, its on
is tan: on
works out: on...but not too buff
smiles more than not: on
calls you just to say HI: as long as it doesnt get out of hand
smacks your butt: game tap or sexually cuz theres a big difference. if she slapped my ass to be kinky...i'd feel like the chick in the relationship
compliments you: what a silly question. who doesnt like compliments?
shaves her legs: she fuckin better.
wears jewelry: some is good. i dont really care for it though
has bigger feet than you: no. no no no.
has smaller feet than you: yes. on on on.
wears perfume: on. it better be good though
smiles when you walk into the room: on
wants to be a mom: i guess on
has long legs: on
has a big ass: on...but not too big
has a long upper body: what?
Has Big Boobs: pffft on
wears granny panties: FUCK NO! OFF TIMES A MILLION. i dont care if you're feeling ugly or dont wanna wear a thong...at least wear sexy underwear. granny panties are the pinnacle of turn offs.
wears a thong: big on.
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