Never in life have I answered one of these dumb things, but today's is after my heart:

Do you ever get so sick of yourself that you want to throw away your entire personality and history and start all over again? Do you ever make yourself sick to your stomach telling yourself how much you suck ( Read more... )

This is probably the stupidest Livejournal survey I have ever seen, which is why I am compelled to take it.

( Fuck you, I'm a ... zombie? )

I had a hard time finding one of these I could even complete -- most of them I looked at were illiterate, so corporate-oriented that I had no frame of reference for them, or both -- but here's one that amused me.

Career Inventory Test Results

Extroversion ||||||||| 30% Emotional Stability ||||||||| 23% Orderliness |||||| 20% ( Read more... )

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... I only started reading her a few months ago.


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OK, long looong time since I did one of these. This one's from matociquala.

( A bunch of stuff I did and then filled out a thingy about it )

... that I am a self-centered hermaphrodite who lives primarily in the moment, but often maunders about the past. I doubt this will come as a surprise to most of you.

( Click if you care )

This is all I am going to say about politics between now and November 4.

You are a
Social Liberal
(73% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(38% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat
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"You don't expect me to go out in that raging storm!" Chris and I joked as the fearsome Fay dripped steadily on us for a day and a half. We were entertained during the deluge by an as-yet-unseen neighborhood kid who's learning to play a wind instrument -- the trombone is our best guess, judging by the strange elongated groans and squeaks we have ( Read more... )