Answers to Movie Meme
1.) "If I scream they'll kill us both." Six to Violet - Ultraviolet
2.) "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?" State Trooper Foster - Super Troopers
3.) "So your full name is Ubi Doob Scooby Dooby Banuby?" Loke Groundrunner to Ubi Doob Banubi - Thumb Wars as guessed by wite_rabit
4.) "I've been up since the crack of dawn and I need to ass you a question." Tweeter to Mox and Billybob - Varsity Blues
5.) "Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns" Scud talking about Blade - Blade 2
6.) "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches O'Houlihan to the team - Dodgeball as guessed by mindrot
7.) "It looks like the fire was caused by these stress release candles.... Irony" Firemen talking about Stu's apartment - Family Guy as guesed by raina_chan
8.) "You're not your job... You're not how much money you have in the bank... You're not the car you drive... You're not the contents of your wallet... You're not your fucking khakis.... You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler Durden narration - Fight Club as guessed by mindrot
9.) "I thought you said you were gonna quit smoking."
"I only smoke when I drink."
"But you're always drinking."
"Well, I'll work on that next." Kia, Lori and Gibb - Freddy Vs. Jason
10.) "The popos is here! Ya'll better run, man, these white cops are crazy! They killed Cornbread! They killed him - he didn't do nothin'!" Bobby - Four Brothers
11.) "You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side." Rufio to Peter in an insult contest - Hook as guessed by liana_deistar
12.) "You're after my Robot Bee!!" Zim to Tak - Invader Zim (technically not a movie but as it can only be found on DVD I had to put it in there)
13.) "Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics." Mitch to Sam - Long Kiss Goodnight
14.) "That's my job, I'm the confident captain. It's not going to help for me to run around waving my arms and screaming, 'Oh shit, we're gonna die.'" Quinn to Robin - Six Days, Seven Nights
15.) "Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark." Stan to Michael Jordan - Space Jam
16.) "It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?"
"Fuck Yeah" Pete to Shaun and Ed - Shaun of the Dead as guessed by wite_rabit
2.) "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?" State Trooper Foster - Super Troopers
3.) "So your full name is Ubi Doob Scooby Dooby Banuby?" Loke Groundrunner to Ubi Doob Banubi - Thumb Wars as guessed by wite_rabit
4.) "I've been up since the crack of dawn and I need to ass you a question." Tweeter to Mox and Billybob - Varsity Blues
5.) "Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns" Scud talking about Blade - Blade 2
6.) "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches O'Houlihan to the team - Dodgeball as guessed by mindrot
7.) "It looks like the fire was caused by these stress release candles.... Irony" Firemen talking about Stu's apartment - Family Guy as guesed by raina_chan
8.) "You're not your job... You're not how much money you have in the bank... You're not the car you drive... You're not the contents of your wallet... You're not your fucking khakis.... You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler Durden narration - Fight Club as guessed by mindrot
9.) "I thought you said you were gonna quit smoking."
"I only smoke when I drink."
"But you're always drinking."
"Well, I'll work on that next." Kia, Lori and Gibb - Freddy Vs. Jason
10.) "The popos is here! Ya'll better run, man, these white cops are crazy! They killed Cornbread! They killed him - he didn't do nothin'!" Bobby - Four Brothers
11.) "You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side." Rufio to Peter in an insult contest - Hook as guessed by liana_deistar
12.) "You're after my Robot Bee!!" Zim to Tak - Invader Zim (technically not a movie but as it can only be found on DVD I had to put it in there)
13.) "Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics." Mitch to Sam - Long Kiss Goodnight
14.) "That's my job, I'm the confident captain. It's not going to help for me to run around waving my arms and screaming, 'Oh shit, we're gonna die.'" Quinn to Robin - Six Days, Seven Nights
15.) "Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark." Stan to Michael Jordan - Space Jam
16.) "It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?"
"Fuck Yeah" Pete to Shaun and Ed - Shaun of the Dead as guessed by wite_rabit