Memers...

Aug 22, 2006 16:06

Stolen from mindrot
A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is without Googling, you cheating fuckers.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.

1.) "If I scream they'll kill us both."

2.) "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

3.) "So your full name is Ubi Doob Scooby Dooby Banuby?" wite_rabit

4.) "I've been up since the crack of dawn and I need to ass you a question."

5.) "Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns"

6.) "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." mindrot

7.) "It looks like the fire was caused by these stress release candles.... Irony" raina_chan

8.) "You're not your job... You're not how much money you have in the bank... You're not the car you drive... You're not the contents of your wallet... You're not your fucking khakis.... You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." mindrot

9.) "I thought you said you were gonna quit smoking."
"I only smoke when I drink."
"But you're always drinking."
"Well, I'll work on that next."

10.) "The popos is here! Ya'll better run, man, these white cops are crazy! They killed Cornbread! They killed him - he didn't do nothin'!"

11.) "You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side."liana_deistar

12.) "You're after my Robot Bee!!"

13.) "Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics. "

14.) "That's my job, I'm the confident captain. It's not going to help for me to run around waving my arms and screaming, 'Oh shit, we're gonna die.'"

15.) "Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark."

16.) "It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?"
"Fuck Yeah" wite_rabit
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