petifiles aren't allowed to celebrate Halloween

so dont ask me why im not dressing up

a couple of children were asked what love is

Rebecca- age 8
"When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandpa does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthitis too. Thats love."

Billy- age 4
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is ( Read more... )

i jumped off some cliffs yesturday
a 720 mctwist cannon ball flip grab off a 300 footer

then mark almost fell off

im gonna guitar at a wedding
my pastor linda forsberg is getting married
something instrumental
i get to pick it
i was thinking of something by metallica or limp biscuit
it will be a fun wedding

im helping out with vacation bible school this week

but i might have to take a kayak to get there

hmm

blind side shuffle drop half this eight knife rip didget zap flipper twizzler pop chill cuts top riff homie frie chunk burger lime tire fifth flyer twig stiching fang glide crop busting whistle glue egg corn bike zombie motor shitter dung have tight spewing every sale grown permiable jones bite sock up...

i think i hear a frog ( Read more... )

my grandma made cupcakes for mothers day
and i took home most of them
im probably not going to eat them
i was thinking of bringing them into school but i figured that might change how most of you think im an enormous macho man guy
which i am

its sunday tired ( Read more... )

so you wanna be a rap superstar
and live large
a big house
5 cars
youre in charge
comin up in the world
don't trust no body
gotta look over your shoulder constantly