The Matt
Okay, real quick story: His friend Pete converted to Mormanism to get married to this chick. Their wedding was nice and everything...but while reviewing some of the pictures of the wedding...there is this REALLY creepy mormon guy in the background of the wedding pictures I took. Check it out!!
Here is a close-up to confirm the ultra-creepiness:
I swear it is an untouched photo!!! Scary!