1st Deduction - A Study in Wonder

[do_ur_research]

[Sherlock flips his device on, studying it for only a moment before he registers the setting he's selected and its capabilities. He's outside near the woods, trees visible over his coat draped shoulders. He walks, turning now and then to check all angels.]Ah, vlogging. This will do

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[Video] I didn't see it, but are you okay with very minor fourth walling?

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh, man, it was like a tl;dr to his ears, but it's not ragey. Therefore, he gives the other man the courtesy of giving it half of his attention, rather than just glazing over a good chunk of it.]

This's Wonderland. I'd give you the whole spiel about it, but I think you can figure it out.

{OOC: Minor in that Dave will recognize him, but won't say anything about it to the guy?}

[Video] You're good o9

[do_ur_research]

[Sherlock looks at the device again, ignoring Dave for the moment.]

..Interesting.

Wonderland, you say? Any relation to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson?

[Video]

[urnewkingbitch]

[He shrugs.]

Dunno. Recently just saw the Red Queen and the Tweedles, so I'm gonna guess the other characters are somewhere runnin' around. Not to mention weird shit happens sometimes.

Any room not taken in the mansion's free for us to use, by the way.

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[do_ur_research]

...A world derived from a work of literary nonsense, intentionally illogical and based on symbolism and Maths. Sort of puts a spanner into the works when logical conclusions are the basis of all your thoughts. Close to madness.

Tell me, on average, what is the rate of suicide and depression?

[alwaysaboom]

The location is Wonderland. Population: About 100 people. Situation: FUBAR.

I hope that helps.

[do_ur_research]

Yes, thank you, when I need help I will ask for it.

And you are?

[alwaysaboom]

Commander Susan Ivanova, and you are?

[do_ur_research]

Sherlock Holmes.

A hundred people live in that mansion? All brought here by unknown means, I gather. By who?

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[hurricanebomber]

"The world's only consulting detective"?

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[do_ur_research]

Yes. I invented the job. Any more questions? I am sort of in the middle of an investigation here.

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[hurricanebomber]

You've got plenty of time for it, since you're not going anywhere.

What's your name?

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[do_ur_research]

Sherlock Holmes.

How long have you been here?

[usskickass]

So all those fancy words basically boil down to this place is really as random and pointless as we already guessed?

Well ain't that two tons of 'duh' with a side of 'yeah, so?'

[do_ur_research]

Madam, when you speak, the collective IQ of this place cringes from the blow. Do be quiet, I'm trying to think.

[usskickass]

Excuse me?

Look, all I was sayin' is we could've told you this place is arbitrary. You don't have to show off or nothin'. We're all in this together. Geez.

[do_ur_research]

Yes, I could have just asked, but where's the fun in that?

[Video]

[ironlass]

Yes. You are right about being transported over time and space!

[ Say hello as a young girl appears on the screen. ]

It's called Wonderland. Kind of like the book, but a little different.

[Video]

[do_ur_research]

Right, any information you have that could be useful I'm open to hear at this time. Try to limit it to facts and not speculations.

[Video]

[ironlass]

[ She gives a mock salute. ]

Yes sir! The mansion is much bigger on the inside then it looks like on the outside. There are ten floors with an unknown number of rooms on each. Seriously, they go on and on! There's a dining room that gives you whatever food you can think of. The closets are the same way! Except with more things than just food. With me so far?

[Video]

[do_ur_research]

Yes, it's not exactly hard to keep up. Continue.