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[pissyouoff]

[One of the doors opens up and out comes a female Mello stumbling backwards and then toppling over ]

[ She takes a second to get herself back up before looking around with an irritated and puzzled look]

What the fuck?

(ooc: Hey. I bring new one for the masses. Mostly canon outside of the chick factor. Taken sometime before kidnapping Sayu.)

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[nekol]

L rounds the corner and sees a Mello. He stares at her for a moment before he speaks.
"Hello, are you a new arrival?"

[pissyouoff]

[ staaaare ]

What the royal fuck?

[nekol]

He tilts his head to the side and his ears go back a moment,he hated bad language for some reason.
"What?"

[pissyouoff]

[ She pinched her own arm, making a face. Wake up from this dream now, please. ]

You're L. And a cat. You don't see any issue with this?

[subversion]

Nice entrance.

[For all that this Light's good books are more of a card index, Mellos are not in them at present.]

[pissyouoff]

Yeah well, I kind of was expecting a chair when I sat down...

[subversion]

Always the way, isn't it? [The smile's practiced, barely there.] You set out the chair, and then the universe pulls it from behind you.

Where were you supposed to be?

[pissyouoff]

What a bitch the universe is.

Why the fuck should I tell you?

[chilichoc]

*Mel finds this scene awfully familiar, and she grins.*

That's about what I said.

[pissyouoff]

[She didn't think she could get more confused about this but it happened. Looks Mel up and down ]

...No kidding.

[chilichoc]

*She's still grinning. It's nice to meet an alternate who won't need several minutes to get over her gender.*

Welcome to the interdimensional clusterfuck.

[pissyouoff]

An interdimensional clusterfuck.. Ha! Okay, that makes perfect sense. Details, please? If you got any.

[firm_detective]

*L almost trips over Mello.*

I don't think I have ever seen someone ejected from a room quite like that.

*He's aware that she's probably a new arrival; What will she say?*

[pissyouoff]

[ She looks up at him, staring wide-eyed. It's him. This is not a cat. He doesn't have some fucked up oddity. This is 100% L. Oh my god. ...And she almost tripped him. Oh my god!]

I fell. [She blinked. Fuck what kind of stupid thing to say was that!? What kind of idiot admits falling on their ass to L?]

[firm_detective]

*He peers at her, not thinking to offer to help her up.*

Out of the room? Which one was it?

[pissyouoff]

[She helps herself up, not even thinking of L to doing it.]

No- not out of the room. I sat down back where I was and instead of a chair I fell in here...

[stripesandheels]

Hey, man. You okay?

[She offers Mello a hand.]

[pissyouoff]

M'fine.. [She takes a second to stare at Matt before taking the hand. Wtf boobs.] You're a girl too?

[stripesandheels]

[Just little ones, if it makes her feel better? Flat chested Matt is flat chested.]

Yep. We're the exception to the rule.

[pissyouoff]

[Flat or not, the fact that this was a girl in front of her wouldn't go unnoticed considering how tight that stripped shirt usually was on Matt.]

There's a rule?