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Troll, but it felt like a sign when I went into the Death Note section that this was the very first thing I saw.
Story Or Series Title: Love and Deception
Fandom: Death Note
Culprit Author's Name: LXZAIDE4EVA
Full Name (plus titles if any): Luphidia Duphanei, aka "Luphi"
Full Species(es): implausible!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): brown, "with a reddish strip in the front"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "an astonishing shade of topaz yellow"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: start of the story - is "covered in blood and soil from head to toe," has "several scars on her arms," later in story - beauty of an angel
Special Possessions (if any): a gold cross with a diamond in it.
Annoying Origin: Assassins hired to kill her family murder her father by stabbing him in the chest with pocket knives. For some reason, instead of instantly killing the Sue, the assassins wait around to let her pull the pocketknives from her father's chest, explain to her that they've been hired to kill her, and then watch her "slowly inching for the door" without bothering to follow, after which the Sue runs "into woods and dark alleys for many days, tripping many times, which explains the dirt and blood." Her mother died when she was two of a "serious heart disease" which caused her father to turn into a beer-and-multiple-bottles-of-whiskey-drinking-a-night alcoholic and is intent on starving his daughter by making her miss lunch, though he allows her to counter this by eating large breakfasts.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: love at first sight with L
Annoying Special Abilities: it's rather randomly remarked by the assassins following her in Chapter Four that she has superpowers of speed and strength, thought this never seems to be brought up anywhere else.
Other Annoying Traits: despite the whole being-covered-in-blood-and-dirt thing, L from the get-go tries to comfort her with James Bond imitations. Also makes L blush and stutter.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: “Oh. My. God.” Luphidia gapped, mouth wide opened, at the beautiful, white mansion and humongous courtyard filled with more children than she could count.
“You like it? Once again welcome to the whammy house. My home, and hopefully now, yours. Oh I almost forgot. You can’t stay here unless you pass an exam to test your mental ability. But you don’t have to worry about that now, just try to be comfortable. Hey, Luphidia? Luphidia……hello?” Luphida completely zoned L out and was staring bug-eyed at the huge house.
“huh? Oh, Sorry. Test, right. Ummmm, do you have a restroom somewhere? This stuff isn’t doing much on my skin. Oh, and possibly some clothes, That would be nice.”
“Yes, umm, go in the house, up the stairs, throught the hallway, third door on the right. I’ll be outside the door with clothes and if you need anything. L replied and directed.
“Thanks.” Luphi bolted to the mansion, abruptly skidding to a stop, running back, and hugging a surprised L tightly. “Thanks for everything, L. You don’t know how much I appreciate it.” Luphidia thanked the surprised little detective, but his surprise turned into utter shock when she kissed him on the cheek and raced through the child-infested courtyard, and into the white mansion.
L just stood there, softly rubbing the cheek where Luphidia’s lips met his pale, soft skin. He was still processing what just happened. He stayed in front of the mansion gate until he came back to reality and remembered what he was supposed to be doing.
He went into the house, into the girl’s dormitaries, and approached the first girl he saw that looked like she might be the same size as Luphidia. He eventually found a girl about the same height and figure as euphoria, reading a book and on a bench near the elevator.
“Excuse me miss?”
“Yes? Can I help you?”
“Umm do you have any spare clothes that your willing to share? A new girl just arrived and she is in dire need of some.” L asked the blond girl. She looked up from her book, only to find a boy, skin unnaturally pale, except for a lipstick mark on his left cheek
“Sure, umm, uhhh, you got a little…..” She gestured to her own cheek.
“Huh? What?” He had no idea what was bestowed on his cheek, basically flashing a neon sign over L’s head saying, “NOTICE ME! LOOK AT ME!”
“Ummm, here.” The girl pulled out a small expensive looking mirror and handed it to L so he could examine the evidence on his soft, pale flesh.
“Oh.” L finally saw what she meant and started to blush in embarrassment. He wiped off the lipstick with his long, white shirt sleeve, leaving a smeary pink stain on his own top.
Story Or Series Title: Love and Deception
Fandom: Death Note
Culprit Author's Name: LXZAIDE4EVA
Full Name (plus titles if any): Luphidia Duphanei, aka "Luphi"
Full Species(es): implausible!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): brown, "with a reddish strip in the front"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "an astonishing shade of topaz yellow"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: start of the story - is "covered in blood and soil from head to toe," has "several scars on her arms," later in story - beauty of an angel
Special Possessions (if any): a gold cross with a diamond in it.
Annoying Origin: Assassins hired to kill her family murder her father by stabbing him in the chest with pocket knives. For some reason, instead of instantly killing the Sue, the assassins wait around to let her pull the pocketknives from her father's chest, explain to her that they've been hired to kill her, and then watch her "slowly inching for the door" without bothering to follow, after which the Sue runs "into woods and dark alleys for many days, tripping many times, which explains the dirt and blood." Her mother died when she was two of a "serious heart disease" which caused her father to turn into a beer-and-multiple-bottles-of-whiskey-drinking-a-night alcoholic and is intent on starving his daughter by making her miss lunch, though he allows her to counter this by eating large breakfasts.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: love at first sight with L
Annoying Special Abilities: it's rather randomly remarked by the assassins following her in Chapter Four that she has superpowers of speed and strength, thought this never seems to be brought up anywhere else.
Other Annoying Traits: despite the whole being-covered-in-blood-and-dirt thing, L from the get-go tries to comfort her with James Bond imitations. Also makes L blush and stutter.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: “Oh. My. God.” Luphidia gapped, mouth wide opened, at the beautiful, white mansion and humongous courtyard filled with more children than she could count.
“You like it? Once again welcome to the whammy house. My home, and hopefully now, yours. Oh I almost forgot. You can’t stay here unless you pass an exam to test your mental ability. But you don’t have to worry about that now, just try to be comfortable. Hey, Luphidia? Luphidia……hello?” Luphida completely zoned L out and was staring bug-eyed at the huge house.
“huh? Oh, Sorry. Test, right. Ummmm, do you have a restroom somewhere? This stuff isn’t doing much on my skin. Oh, and possibly some clothes, That would be nice.”
“Yes, umm, go in the house, up the stairs, throught the hallway, third door on the right. I’ll be outside the door with clothes and if you need anything. L replied and directed.
“Thanks.” Luphi bolted to the mansion, abruptly skidding to a stop, running back, and hugging a surprised L tightly. “Thanks for everything, L. You don’t know how much I appreciate it.” Luphidia thanked the surprised little detective, but his surprise turned into utter shock when she kissed him on the cheek and raced through the child-infested courtyard, and into the white mansion.
L just stood there, softly rubbing the cheek where Luphidia’s lips met his pale, soft skin. He was still processing what just happened. He stayed in front of the mansion gate until he came back to reality and remembered what he was supposed to be doing.
He went into the house, into the girl’s dormitaries, and approached the first girl he saw that looked like she might be the same size as Luphidia. He eventually found a girl about the same height and figure as euphoria, reading a book and on a bench near the elevator.
“Excuse me miss?”
“Yes? Can I help you?”
“Umm do you have any spare clothes that your willing to share? A new girl just arrived and she is in dire need of some.” L asked the blond girl. She looked up from her book, only to find a boy, skin unnaturally pale, except for a lipstick mark on his left cheek
“Sure, umm, uhhh, you got a little…..” She gestured to her own cheek.
“Huh? What?” He had no idea what was bestowed on his cheek, basically flashing a neon sign over L’s head saying, “NOTICE ME! LOOK AT ME!”
“Ummm, here.” The girl pulled out a small expensive looking mirror and handed it to L so he could examine the evidence on his soft, pale flesh.
“Oh.” L finally saw what she meant and started to blush in embarrassment. He wiped off the lipstick with his long, white shirt sleeve, leaving a smeary pink stain on his own top.