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Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme! (#2)

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade.

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 32)

[anonymous]

L frowned. It sounded like Ryuk was easily bored and, unlike Rem who was a creature of conscience, there was nothing to stop Ryuk from reneging on his deal later—just for shits and giggles. Now what could keep the Shinigami occupied for the rest of their lives if the Shinigami realm was as boring as Rem had described it and most of the creatures just sat around playing games…? L was struck by a sudden epiphany as he suddenly recalled one of his successors… that one guy! What's his name? Third in line. Always wearing that striped shirt, always a victim of Mello's hair dye pranks… What was it? Matt or something…?

He said something about

"Rem-sama… do you think Ryuk might be interested in playing a different game?"

***

With help from Rem and Ryuk L had Wedy retrieved the notebook from Light's bedroom but that was only after a damned close call

"Oi, Ryuk-sama!" L addressed the new monster that was shadowing him in his most mocking, irritating tone of voice. "Why didn't you tell Rem-sama about the exploding desk drawer?"

The Shinigami cackled in response—it was a grating, gutteral sound, reminiscent of a raven that had just alighted on a fresh corpse and was about to pluck its eyes out. "You didn't ask!"

L scowled. Cheeky monster. He must've driven Light insane.

"…Provided you leave Light, myself, the Yagami family, the taskforce, all the people in my employ and affiliated with me, the Japanese police, and Misa alone…" L didn't want to leave any loopholes. "Better yet, don't kill any humans for the next hundred and fifty years. That ought to cover it. Do this for me and all these apple orchards will be yours to feed from at any time. So, Ryuk-sama, do we have a deal?"

The Shinigami pouted "I don't know. It'll be awfully boring without Light..."

"Ryuk-sama—have you ever played video games before?"

L soon discovered that Ryuk did indeed know what video games were—the detective felt a grin tugging at his lips. As morbid as it all was the thought of Light and the monster playing Super Mario Bros. together made for an amusing image.

"What kind of game?" The monster asked excitedly.

The detective gave the monster his cute, earnest smile which he used to convince police officers he was totally trustworthy and most definitely not the creep they perceived him to be. "It's called Everquest."

So L introduced Ryuk to MMORPGs and Ryuk was kept occupied for the next hundred years.

(TBC)

Re: Kira, Sweetheart (pt 32)

[anonymous]

You know they call it "Evercrack" for a reason lol