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Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme! (#2)

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* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade.

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 31)

[anonymous]

"Oh, sure she can. But first of all, just so we're clear on this—Light is mine, I have no intention of sharing, and even beyond that if you were to force Light and Misa together when he has no interest in her and is not capable of loving her in return they would never be happy together. In fact, I'm sure that would make them both miserable." L watched in bemusement at how the creature's spiky, bony shoulders slumped in defeat. "However, there is some good news to all this—considering how quickly Misa pair-bonded with Light when she doesn't even know him suggests that it should be easy enough to transfer her obsession to a new target." L took a moment to compulsively fiddle with his fingers as he let Rem digest that information before he continued. "Alright… so this is how it's going to be. Now, I can't promise that Misa won't suffer. In case you haven't noticed—suffering defines life as a human. Please be realistic. If she wasn't suffering she'd be dead." Rem began snarling at that and the detective threw up his hands in a placating gesture. "However I can work to make things go well for her. Here's the plan. I will have Misa committed to a mental institution but to the public Misa will just disappear in secret. This will generate interest in what had happened to her. It will help her career as well as minimize the stigma. When interest is at its peak I will let it leak out that she had a post traumatic episode from her parents being killed in front of her, and from being attacked by a stalker and that she then acted out the same scene on someone else. This will generate sympathy. Her fans will love it. Then when she gets out she will be very popular and her career will be in high demand. They will plead to have her on talk shows, she'll have a book deal, and people begging her for the movie rights. And while Misa stays at the asylum she will be cared for and she will have friends… even if I have to pay them. And I'll help her find a suitable match as well."

"When will Misa be released?" Rem demanded.

"I cannot give you a timeline when she will be out. The mental hospital isn't like prison. It's entirely depending on her behavior if she has more or less freedom and it's ultimately up to the doctors when they want to release a patient. I'll monitor the situation closely and I'll do everything in my power to make her happy while she receives treatment. But you should realize no matter what actions I take, she's going to suffer. But this is the only way she'll ever get better. Even without the Death Note to warp her mind she is still very disturbed—she's clearly been traumatized by the death of her parents. Please, Rem-sama, this is her best shot at happiness—so let's help each other."

"And Light? Even if they can't be… I know it would make her happy to see him."

L sighed. "Provided it isn't harmful to Misa's mental state Light and I will visit her—but that's a big IF. Again it's up to Misa and it's up to the doctors and, most importantly, it's up to Light. She stabbed him, remember? I wouldn't blame him if he's not too keen on visiting her right now. In fact if I were him I'd take a long time to warm up to her after something like that. And even if he does agree, if Misa becomes violent or if our presence negatively impacts her mental state we will discontinue the visits unless the doctors advise otherwise. We probably won't visit often. Again, understand that this is for Misa's sake—she won't get a chance to recover from her obsession if we keep baiting her with her fixation. Please understand Rem-sama, there are only so many factors that even I can control but I will make you this deal—if you can convince Ryuk not to kill Light and that it would be far more entertaining to leave Kira to me then I will make sure that Misa gets the best treatment available."

Rem seemed to consider and concluded that yes, this really was for the best—and the best Misa could for.

"Alright. But I too can't make any promises. Ryuk is very fickle and he wants to be entertained."

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 32)

[anonymous]

L frowned. It sounded like Ryuk was easily bored and, unlike Rem who was a creature of conscience, there was nothing to stop Ryuk from reneging on his deal later—just for shits and giggles. Now what could keep the Shinigami occupied for the rest of their lives if the Shinigami realm was as boring as Rem had described it and most of the creatures just sat around playing games…? L was struck by a sudden epiphany as he suddenly recalled one of his successors… that one guy! What's his name? Third in line. Always wearing that striped shirt, always a victim of Mello's hair dye pranks… What was it? Matt or something…?

He said something about

"Rem-sama… do you think Ryuk might be interested in playing a different game?"

***

With help from Rem and Ryuk L had Wedy retrieved the notebook from Light's bedroom but that was only after a damned close call

"Oi, Ryuk-sama!" L addressed the new monster that was shadowing him in his most mocking, irritating tone of voice. "Why didn't you tell Rem-sama about the exploding desk drawer?"

The Shinigami cackled in response—it was a grating, gutteral sound, reminiscent of a raven that had just alighted on a fresh corpse and was about to pluck its eyes out. "You didn't ask!"

L scowled. Cheeky monster. He must've driven Light insane.

"…Provided you leave Light, myself, the Yagami family, the taskforce, all the people in my employ and affiliated with me, the Japanese police, and Misa alone…" L didn't want to leave any loopholes. "Better yet, don't kill any humans for the next hundred and fifty years. That ought to cover it. Do this for me and all these apple orchards will be yours to feed from at any time. So, Ryuk-sama, do we have a deal?"

The Shinigami pouted "I don't know. It'll be awfully boring without Light..."

"Ryuk-sama—have you ever played video games before?"

L soon discovered that Ryuk did indeed know what video games were—the detective felt a grin tugging at his lips. As morbid as it all was the thought of Light and the monster playing Super Mario Bros. together made for an amusing image.

"What kind of game?" The monster asked excitedly.

The detective gave the monster his cute, earnest smile which he used to convince police officers he was totally trustworthy and most definitely not the creep they perceived him to be. "It's called Everquest."

So L introduced Ryuk to MMORPGs and Ryuk was kept occupied for the next hundred years.

(TBC)

Re: Kira, Sweetheart (pt 32)

[anonymous]

You know they call it "Evercrack" for a reason lol