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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 20)

[anonymous]

Light awoke with a start but when he tried to open his eyes, his own name became a curse-it was all too bright, too white and he squeezed his eyes shut again.

"Light-kun…"

Light startled when he heard a familiar baritone coming from his bedside, resulting in his accidentally moving his wounded hand. Light sucked in a sharp breath at the sudden stinging pain and his nose was assaulted by that distinctive "hospital" smell. Why was he in a hospital? Oh, that's right-some crazy bitch stabbed him in the hand… in one quick, panicked motion Light made sure his hand was still there.

"He's awake!" L called off to some other plane of existence beyond this too bright bedroom.

Light moved… and hissed in pain.

"Careful, Light or you'll tear your stitches."

"Wha-R-Ryuuzaki?" Light mumbled as his eyes focused on the familiar dark bird's nest of the detective's hair.

"How are you feeling, Light-kun?"

"I… It's like… Like my head feels like it's going to float away like a hot-air balloon," Light groaned inarticulately, trying to string together an entire sentence. For some reason everything seemed so disjointed.

"How's the pain?

"It's just … dull ache. You know like…" L noted how Light's face scrunched up cutely as he grasped for the right words "…numb."

"That's because the painkillers are working. The doctor said you're really lucky. It's going to be stiff and painful for a while but you should make a full recovery."

Hopefully... L was worried. The doctor also said that for some reason Light wasn't healing as fast as he should. It was his understanding that Light's constitution seemed rather weak. Perhaps it's a side-effect...? "You know, just a couple millimeters to the right and the knife it could have severed a tendon and you would have lost the ability to use that hand-"

"He's awake? Light!" Light startled as his father was suddenly there and he looked quite angry. "What were you thinking?" His father snapped at him.

"I just… Ryuuzaki… she would have-" Light began but his father cut him off.

"What could have possessed you to put a bomb in your desk?"

"What?"

"Mr. Yagami!" L scolded him.

"What? I…"Light was thrown by the question. First of all because it meant that they found the bomb in his desk and… for that matter why did he set up a bomb in his desk? It just seemed like a good idea at the time...

"I-I didn't want anyone reading my diary."

"Do you have any idea how dangerous that was?" His father thundered. "You're lucky no one was killed! If your sister…"

What had he been thinking? Light was horrified by his own actions. Sure he kept a diary but he never recorded his secrets in it and then left it around so someone might find it. That was just stupid! His father was right-he had needlessly put his sister in danger.

"I-"

"Mr. Yagami," L broke in. "That's hardly fair. He's just woken up-he's still very confused. Light-kun is currently so doped up on painkillers that I doubt he even remembers his name."

"R-Ryuuzaki?" Light couldn't believe that the detective that did nothing but accuse him of mass murder was defending him now.

L smiled. "No, Light-kun. That's my name. Not yours."

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 21)

[anonymous]

"No, that's not your name." Light slurred. L smiled as Light groaned inarticulately from within his pillow and then went on speaking with Light's father as if he wasn't even there. "You shouldn't be so hard on him. He's a teenager. Teenagers, even teenagers as bright as Light-kun, sometimes do stupid, reckless things. It's a scientifically proven fact. The frontal lobe of the human brain is not even fully developed until the mid-twenties. He just didn't think it through. In fact, when I was his age…"

The chief blanched so that he nearly matched his bedridden son. "That's alright, Ryuuzaki," Souichiro quickly interrupted. "You don't have to tell me the details." Souichiro was still traumatized from the last time he had dared to ask L about some of the "strange things" L did as a teenager. Light was left to wonder how L managed to disarm his father mid-scolding and could only conclude that L must have mystical powers of parental pacification. L pretended to cough to hide the growing smile that threatened to crawl across his face. The chief awkwardly cleared his throat. "Light… don't think you're off the hook! We'll talk about this later."

After his father left, Light turned to the man crouched at his bedside. "Ryuuzaki… that argument would never hold up in a court of law."

"Then it's lucky for Light-kun that I am the law… and that I like him."

"I…" Light was already looking pale from blood loss. L didn't think it was possible for Light to look paler but was soon proved wrong. "Ryuuzaki, I don't even know why I-."

L frowned. Light's voice sounded small and scared and wrong and the detective realized that he had rather liked that arrogant bastard and he would miss him terribly. (Perhaps with the proper coaxing he could get him back… without the unpleasant side effects.)

Light attempted to shift on the bed closer to him but soon realized he couldn't move seeing as his good hand was handcuffed to the bed.

"Easy, Light," L said soothingly as the teen began to panic. "It's just a precaution."

"Against what?"

"I'm sorry... I'm sure this is all very confusing to you. I promise I'll go over the details with you later but suffice to say it was for your own protection. I feared there might be others like Ms. Amane who would try to take you away from me. You see… there has been a break in the case, Light…" L paused to stare at Light somewhat warily "You do remember the case, don't you?"

What is he on about? I was stabbed in the hand, not the head! Light leveled a glare. "Of course I remember the case!"

Light felt himself heating up under the other man's penetrating stare but held his gaze. The detective simply shrugged and began unwrapping his sucker.

A break in the case and I'm the one handcuffed to the bed. But I'm not...! "I'm not…" Light winced in embarrassment at how it came out in a whimper-and his voice had cracked.

"You're not." L agreed. "I caught Kira. He will never terrorize the world again."

For some reason L's announcement sent Light's heart racing. If the loud hammering in his chest wasn't proof enough it was also exposed by the significant increase in tempo on the beeping machines. A bead sweat trickled down from his brow.

"Are you alright, Light-kun," L asked as he noticed that Light seemed to be having a mild panic attack.

"Of course! I'm just happy that you finally caught that bastard." That's all there is to it-has to be. After all, I know I'm innocent so there's no reason for me to be afraid.

"I'm sorry you slept through it. Maybe next time." L said in a placating tone as he swirled his tongue around his sucker. Light found that to be a bit distracting.

"Wha-?"

"You're obviously really excited about this," L said as noticed the change in Light's breathing. "Or maybe you're just happy to see me."

"Ryuuzaki... must you twist this into something perverted and-?"

Light suddenly felt very exposed as L continued to stare his soul-devouring stare and here he was just wearing that stupid papery hospital gown-in a self-conscious moment Light attempted to pull the gown down further and winced as he momentarily forgot that his free hand was injured.

"Please, allow me."

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 22)

[anonymous]

"Ryuuzaki!" Light protested buy L had already crawled from his chair into the hospital bed with him. As usual the eccentric detective had no sense of propriety and so adjusted the gown for him (defeating the entire purpose of adjusting it) as Ryuuzaki's long, slender fingers brushed awkwardly against his thigh.

Light felt himself heating up as L leaned in close. Strange. Light remembered how L had taken to feeding him cake and kissing him lately. Though it wasn't an unpleasant experience it was hardly appropriate and regardless of his feelings on the matter he really shouldn't encourage this sort of thing. Really, what would his father think?

"Er Ryuuzaki… My mouth doesn't taste like cake at the moment. In fact at the moment it tastes rather terrible."

L looked defeated as he murmured "As expected you figured it out."

L could've sworn he saw crimson fire flashing behind Light's eyes as he said, accusingly, "You've been using me to sneak sweets or something."

"Yes," L said unapologetically. "Watari has me on a restricted diet."

Light simply grunted in an annoyance but L could tell he was hurt. He's... sulking. "But I-I really liked having an excuse to kiss you."

Light looked very shocked by L's announcement and a dopey expression crept across his face.

It's not fair, really. He's so unguarded now... L made a mental note that since things had changed perhaps he should try not to be so manipulative towards Light now... "I think I'd like to kiss you regardless." ...And while he was at it perhaps he could teach pandas how to fly.

"I think I'd like that."

L made a start at the teen's answer. He couldn't believe his ears so he read his body language. Light's head was tilted to the side in a coy gesture. A little bit "come-hither" and a little bit shy and altogether very endearing. Light didn't need to tell him twice. The detective pounced, careful of the other man's wounded hand as he crawled over him in order to lock Light's dry and chapped lips with his own. L was just rediscovering how to invoke that interesting purring noise from Light when they were rudely interrupted when L was forcefully pulled off the bed by none other than Light's father.

Well, this was awkward.

What is the appropriate social response when the Chief of Police and your employee discovers you making out with his kid?

"Mr. Yagami, I assure you my intentions are noble."

For some reason Mr. Yagami didn't look convinced.

"WE TALK. NOW!"

"DAD!" Light called from the bed.

"WE'LL TALK LATER!"

Light clamped his mouth shut as L apparently allowed himself to be manhandled and dragged from the room and only a gawking nurse remained.

"What?" Light demanded as she kept staring at him like he was some kind of freak.

It's like she's never seen two men kissing before…

"It's just… He kissed you." The nurse looked quite scandalized.

Light swallowed in anxiety as he suddenly remembered little things like consequences. My reputation! …No. I regret nothing!

"Oh, that…" Light cleared his throat awkwardly as he came up with a plausible excuse "He's European."

The nurse opened her mouth to speak but then closed it again. She repeated this process several times. Light had to suppress a smirk when he thought about how it made her look like a fish.

"Isn't he your brother?"

Crap! That must be L's cover!

"Yeah, I mean-he's my half-brother actually and, er… that's just the customary greeting in… uh… France. Which is in Europe! Where he's from! Where that's the common greeting and er…"

Oddly enough the nurse seemed satisfied with that answer. Light figured it was either because he was just that good that his lies were as smooth as silk even while doped up on painkillers or by luck his rapid-fire ramblings had somehow seamlessly fit with whatever cover story L told her earlier.

(TBC)

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 23)

[anonymous]

The Chief was showing a remarkable amount of restraint, all things considered. Perhaps because he was too shocked to react at the sight of L coming onto his son-though L imagined that if it was his daughter he had been kissing, the chief would no doubt be chasing him through the halls of the hospital with a shotgun right about now.

L perched awkwardly on the planter in front of the hospital and the Chief lit up a cigarette for the first time in twenty two years. L had insisted that they have this argument far away from where Light could potentially eavesdrop. Also, out here there were plenty of potential witnesses milling around should the Chief decide to murder him.

"Tell me, Mr. Yagami; is your concern as the Chief or as Light's father?" L was the first to break the awkward silence. He who strikes first wins.

The calm the Chief had almost managed to gain via nicotine evaporated. "Yes! Both!"

"Mr. Yagami, I know you do not agree with my methods… but I imagine you would prefer them to those proposed by the CIA. Of course a trial was never an option. The higher ups at the ICPO just wanted this to go away quietly and that is what we have done." This way your son gets to live.

"I thought that was just for the case!"

"Would you have preferred that I just used him?" the panda-like man asked innocently.

The Chief sputtered angrily and barked out a "No!"

"Then, I'm afraid I'm not sure what you want from me."

"An explanation would be nice!"

L sighed. "In the beginning it was… an accident."

"An accident?" he repeated, incredulously.

"I can't go into detail…"

"How convenient."

"But, you see, back on the lost planet of Ltron where I'm from we never learned such human concepts as personal space or your human dating rituals for that matter," the detective said with his usual completely deadpan delivery. If not for the Spock salute Mr. Yagami could almost believe he was being serious.

"Ryuuzaki…"

Meanwhile L had to keep from wincing as soon as the words left his mouth. "It was a dumb joke, sorry." You see, this was what happened when you deprive the world's greatest detective of sugar and then made him confront the angry father of his boyfriend after inflicting The Punishment. Thanks a lot, Watari.

"I kind of accidentally came onto him and well, then he came onto me and then… well I suppose you don't need to know the details." L finished off quickly as he saw how the Chief was becoming red-faced again. "The fact of the matter is that I saw an avenue to stop Kira and I took it. That said I have no intentions of abandoning him now. This isn't about the case anymore. As long as he wants me, I'll be there for him. What happens between us-that's entirely up to him. Mr. Yagami, I will protect him, I will keep him safe, and I will never force him to do anything. You have my word on that."

L felt a surge of relief when he noticed how the chief relaxed, and seemed a little less inclined to murder him now.

"Have you, you know…"

L cocked his head to one side. "Know what?"

"You know!"

L finally caught his meaning by Chief's awkward hand gestures.

"We just kissed, that's all."

The chief looked relieved.

"Though I might do that with him in the future if he's willing," the relief on the Chief's face vanished as quickly as it came. "Like I said, it's entirely up to him."

The Chief buried his face in his hands. "Ryuuzaki, please tell me you didn't just spare my son because…"

"I am the first to admit that I am not unbiased," the detective smiled, bitterly. "I am only human. However the facts of this case are exactly as I said…"

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Earlier

"The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die."

The simple black notebook hung precariously, upside down, between his fingertips. It was difficult to believe that it was this that caused so much death and destruction.

L attempted to ignore then monster that came with the book as it continued to stare him down.

"What will happen to Misa?" the Shinigami suddenly asked.

"I take it you have an interest in Ms. Amane?"

The creature said nothing.

"Misa is the Second Kira."

"Was." The creature corrected.

"You understand what that means."

"You would have her executed."