Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme! (#2)
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"Ah, Light-kun," he said in that monotonous voice of his "I see you have come with my sweets. Please roll them into the room."
Light was shocked. L's lack of reaction shouldn't have surprised him, but it did. How could he- dressed up in diapers and breastfeeding off a coworker- act as if this was a NORMAL situation?! Light shuddered inwardly and hesitantly brought the cart of sugar inside.
L watched the brunette with pitless eyes, completely unreadable as the boy walked across the room. There was an awkward silence as Wedy smirked slightly and continued to bounce L in her lap. Light couldn't help but twitch.
L tilted his head. "Is there something wrong, Light-kun?"
Light looked at him with an expression that could only be explained as a mixture of shock, rage, and weariness. "L. You are being breastfed."
L took a long suck from Wedy's nipples before looking back at Light. "Yes, I was aware of that."
"You're twenty-four."
L blinked. "Twenty-five, actually. What does that have to do with anything?"
Light let out a shaky breath, trying to keep his composure. "L, there is no doubt that you are held in high esteem in my mind, but this is just ridiculous."
L reached for a cupcake, delicately dangling it between two fingers before tentatively licking a bit of the frosting. "Not necessarily. Light-kun may not know, but there is a high percentage of men who like the taste of their spouse's breast milk."
Light forced himself to look at Wedy, who also acted as if this was a part of normal daily life. "...But Ryuuzaki, she's your coworker."
Wedy, who had remained silent for the entire exchange, finally spoke. "We've done this several times before. I find it relaxing, really."
"You don't mind breastfeeding a grown man."
"Not at all." At this she winced slightly as L took his time running his tongue slowly around the aerola, trying to coerce some more of the milk to drip into his waiting mouth. Finally L stood up, hunched over as usual, and looked at Wedy in the eye.
"It is your turn Wedy, unless you do not feel comfortable doing this with Light-kun in the room?"
Of course he doesn't ask ME, Light silently seethed. Suddenly, he found himself gaping at L's new position. Though still dressed up in that ridiculous baby outfit, it was now HE who was cradling Wedy to his chest. The blonde let out a contented sigh and began to suck.
Light's face blanched.
L looked up with a bored expression. "Light, did you not know? At least 54% of men are able to breastfeed."
It was at this point that Light began actively looking for a gun to shoot himself with.
FIN.
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This was well written and very entertaining if a little disturbing. But seeing as that was the idea, that's a good thing too. Admittedly I did find L getting bounced on Wedy's lap like a baby quite cute.
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A few of my friends read this, and now they think everything I write is this strange. I had a lot of fun though. Come up with something crackier, and I'll do it :D
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I didn't make it, but it looks good and cracky.
Note: I got a "Rem(u" captcha! I swear!
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