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Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme! (#2)
How it works:
* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )
How it works:
* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )
All from specified shops that weren't all necessarily close by. In fact, some of them weren't even open to begin with- Light had to bargain with the owners tremendously to get what he needed. Hell, if it weren't for L's threat of locking him out of both the taskforce building AND his own home, he would have just gone home and to his bed.
And now here he was, three damn hours later, with cart full of sweets. The building was rather quiet- he assumed that all of the taskforce members were asleep. After all, it WAS about 4 AM in the morning. Yawning, Light slipped inside the elevator, grudgingly pressed a few buttons, and waited for what it seemed a lifetime to get to the 23rd floor.
The floor was dark, as expected. Light could barely see his hand in front of his face; getting the cart across the hall was tedious. The only sounds he heard was his own breathing, slow and steady, accompanied with the silent little squeaks the rusty wheels made. And then there was the sucking...
...Sucking?
The brunette immediately realized that he had reached his and L's room. There was a light on, as dim as it was, and the door was opened just wide enough for Light to peak inside. As soon as his eye trained to the scene before him, though, he immediately wished he hadn't.
L was in there alright-- with Wedy. There were a few problems with just this fact. First of all, this was L, of all people. Light had a bizarre little theory of his that L had sex with his sweets. He never seemed to have shown interest to any particular gender, and even if he did, Light was always sure it was borderline fake. But, in Light's mind, if it was just a simple sexual encounter between L and Wedy, as surprising as it was, it could be written off as itching a simple scratch.
But...but...THIS.
L wasn't in his normal attire, though Light felt as if his eyes were deceiving him with atrocious mental images when he figured out that L was indeed wearing...a baby outfit. Diapers and all. Not only that, but he was curled up against Wedy's bosom, like an infant, and was...
Oh dear God.
Wedy was BREASTFEEDING L.
Had Light lost his mind? Was he in some kind of fucked up nightmare? Did L put something in his drink? Maybe he was seeing things. That was the preferable option, because as strange as L was, this was beyond just "strange." It was borderline disturbing. No. It WAS disturbing.
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"Ah, Light-kun," he said in that monotonous voice of his "I see you have come with my sweets. Please roll them into the room."
Light was shocked. L's lack of reaction shouldn't have surprised him, but it did. How could he- dressed up in diapers and breastfeeding off a coworker- act as if this was a NORMAL situation?! Light shuddered inwardly and hesitantly brought the cart of sugar inside.
L watched the brunette with pitless eyes, completely unreadable as the boy walked across the room. There was an awkward silence as Wedy smirked slightly and continued to bounce L in her lap. Light couldn't help but twitch.
L tilted his head. "Is there something wrong, Light-kun?"
Light looked at him with an expression that could only be explained as a mixture of shock, rage, and weariness. "L. You are being breastfed."
L took a long suck from Wedy's nipples before looking back at Light. "Yes, I was aware of that."
"You're twenty-four."
L blinked. "Twenty-five, actually. What does that have to do with anything?"
Light let out a shaky breath, trying to keep his composure. "L, there is no doubt that you are held in high esteem in my mind, but this is just ridiculous."
L reached for a cupcake, delicately dangling it between two fingers before tentatively licking a bit of the frosting. "Not necessarily. Light-kun may not know, but there is a high percentage of men who like the taste of their spouse's breast milk."
Light forced himself to look at Wedy, who also acted as if this was a part of normal daily life. "...But Ryuuzaki, she's your coworker."
Wedy, who had remained silent for the entire exchange, finally spoke. "We've done this several times before. I find it relaxing, really."
"You don't mind breastfeeding a grown man."
"Not at all." At this she winced slightly as L took his time running his tongue slowly around the aerola, trying to coerce some more of the milk to drip into his waiting mouth. Finally L stood up, hunched over as usual, and looked at Wedy in the eye.
"It is your turn Wedy, unless you do not feel comfortable doing this with Light-kun in the room?"
Of course he doesn't ask ME, Light silently seethed. Suddenly, he found himself gaping at L's new position. Though still dressed up in that ridiculous baby outfit, it was now HE who was cradling Wedy to his chest. The blonde let out a contented sigh and began to suck.
Light's face blanched.
L looked up with a bored expression. "Light, did you not know? At least 54% of men are able to breastfeed."
It was at this point that Light began actively looking for a gun to shoot himself with.
FIN.
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This was well written and very entertaining if a little disturbing. But seeing as that was the idea, that's a good thing too. Admittedly I did find L getting bounced on Wedy's lap like a baby quite cute.
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A few of my friends read this, and now they think everything I write is this strange. I had a lot of fun though. Come up with something crackier, and I'll do it :D
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I didn't make it, but it looks good and cracky.
Note: I got a "Rem(u" captcha! I swear!
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