maxsterism and I were passing by The Library @ Cineleisure when this ensued:
"Now this is a library I hope I never go into."
"Why not? The librarians would be hot!"
"They'll remove their glasses and go 'Sir, are you looking for anything?'"
"'Not really, I'm just browsing through your racks.'"
"'Ooh, I think I'd like to check YOU out!'"
"'Do you have your card sir?'"
"'Why yes I do!' *flash credit card*"
So on so forth; I'm pretty sure there were more, but I can't remember.