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I love this website that creates drabbles, I remember the first one I ever made, oh whoa, that was the best one but I think this one is good too...
The Miracle Of The Mountain Liongaspard hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a vampire who sparkled during a bright sunny day. He loathed it ( Read more... )
The Miracle Of The Mountain Liongaspard hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a vampire who sparkled during a bright sunny day. He loathed it ( Read more... )
The Extravagant Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Gaspard strode along the path, making for Beefy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Chunky Pink stuffed bunny, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Eyeball.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his luminescent fluffy pillow just in time to face the amazing woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The woman struck quickly, and Gaspard barely raised his fluffy pillow to meet the attack. They fought long and reluctantly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Gaspard found himself forced to one knee, the woman's fluffy pillow pressed to his putrid toe. "I am Emily of Beefy Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Chunky Pink stuffed bunny. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in your heart."
But Gaspard had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his fluffy pillow with a twist, overpowered Emily and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Gaspard said, looking down upon her.
Emily's nostril shimmered like a stalker song that is just so dang catchy. "I have underestimated you, Gaspard. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Gaspard's desire was enflamed. His toe throbbed and all his thoughts were to throw Emily like an irritable grizzly. Gaspard caressed Emily's tender nostril and she responded. They came together awkwardly, and their joining was as slim as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet world map!" Gaspard groaned and threw Emily as obnoxiously as he could.
"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Gaspard said. "That's where I put the Chunky Pink stuffed bunny for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed happily on the grass, forgetful of all but their talented love. "We will stay together forever," Emily said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Eyeball never got the Chunky Pink stuffed bunny and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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I think this part freaks me out a little bit but makes me laugh a lot more :
His toe throbbed and all his thoughts were to throw Emily like an irritable grizzly. Gaspard caressed Emily's tender nostril and she responded. They came together awkwardly, and their joining was as slim as their battle, and also much louder.
OMMMMMG.
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Yeah, I was kind of like: "...WOOOOOW." But it's still GENIUS.
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