there was a panamanian bang...
I love this website that creates drabbles, I remember the first one I ever made, oh whoa, that was the best one but I think this one is good too...
The Miracle Of The Mountain Lion
gaspard hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a vampire who sparkled during a bright sunny day. He loathed it.
Every December, gaspard would feel himself getting all french inside. He refused to put up a Christmas cake, he snapped at anyone soft enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, gaspard had to go to the mall to buy a dazzling desire. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing judgingly around and so much Christmas music blaring slowly, he thought his happy trail would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a shiny woman collecting for charity. gaspard never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the shiny woman dropped his bells and ran on the beach. There was a creamy mountain lion right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the shiny woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
gaspard rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a panamanian bang and then everything went dark.
When gaspard woke up, he was in a big room. There was a Christmas cake in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, gaspard's face hurt. A lot.
The shiny woman came into the room. "I'm so passionate!" she said. "You're awake. My name is nicole. You saved me from the truck. But your face is broken."
gaspard hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cake up and his face was broken, he felt quite red, especially when he looked at nicole.
"Your face must hurt aggressively," nicole said. "I think this will help." And she screamed gaspard several times.
Now gaspard felt very red indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved nicole. "I love you," he said, and kissed nicole lovingly.
"I love you too," said nicole. Just then, the mountain lion ran into the room and nuzzled gaspard's chest. "I brought him home with us," nicole said.
"We'll call him Miracle," gaspard said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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The Miracle Of The Mountain Lion
gaspard hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a vampire who sparkled during a bright sunny day. He loathed it.
Every December, gaspard would feel himself getting all french inside. He refused to put up a Christmas cake, he snapped at anyone soft enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, gaspard had to go to the mall to buy a dazzling desire. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing judgingly around and so much Christmas music blaring slowly, he thought his happy trail would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a shiny woman collecting for charity. gaspard never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the shiny woman dropped his bells and ran on the beach. There was a creamy mountain lion right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the shiny woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
gaspard rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a panamanian bang and then everything went dark.
When gaspard woke up, he was in a big room. There was a Christmas cake in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, gaspard's face hurt. A lot.
The shiny woman came into the room. "I'm so passionate!" she said. "You're awake. My name is nicole. You saved me from the truck. But your face is broken."
gaspard hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cake up and his face was broken, he felt quite red, especially when he looked at nicole.
"Your face must hurt aggressively," nicole said. "I think this will help." And she screamed gaspard several times.
Now gaspard felt very red indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved nicole. "I love you," he said, and kissed nicole lovingly.
"I love you too," said nicole. Just then, the mountain lion ran into the room and nuzzled gaspard's chest. "I brought him home with us," nicole said.
"We'll call him Miracle," gaspard said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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