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[dmalfoy_]

The cuts that Star put on my stomach have now faded to scars. I tend to wince when I see them in the mirror when I'm getting changed. It's certainly the last time I let her near me with anything sharp, let alone again

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[lavenderb]

If she comes near you again with a knife I will hurt her, budhism or not.

[dmalfoy_]

Aww, you're all protective and whatnot.

I made you a cup of coffee. It may or may not have poison in it.

[lavenderb]

Oh that's just charming.
You'll make me use my potions kit to test for poison in all the food now.

[dmalfoy_]

I won't poison anything, really, because the plant would probably get into it. And as long as it's harassing Cael I'm happy for it to remain healthy.

[lavenderb]

You and Cael, honestly.
You really need to talk to him.

[dmalfoy_]

Shan't. Get back on the topic of the plant, before I really do spike your drink.

[lavenderb]

You know I think your plant should spend more time with Tale's kitten if it really makes it happy.
After all it'll be lonley if it spends all day here.

[dmalfoy_]

It already spends most of it's time over there. Are you trying to get rid of it? I swear it was trying to mate with your cat that other day.

[lavenderb]

I'm not sure how it can "mate" with Miss Georgie Draco.
It doesn't have an actual penis and besides Miss Georgie happens to have no interest in sex.

[dmalfoy_]

Ahaha. I'm sure.

[lavenderb]

She's been snipped, she physically cannot enjoy sex because all her sexual organs have been removed.

[dmalfoy_]

...I never thought you could be such a cruel, cruel creature yourself. How would you like it if I did that to you?

And before you say anything, I'm not campaigning for animals rights, you can cut their ears off and set them on fire all you like, but that is a really muted down way of life for the poor cat. Living without any purpose at all :(

[lavenderb]

To be fair she was desexed when my mother gave her to me and she only did it to stop the cat from getting pregnant.
Would you like our tent to be filled with kittens?
Besides the world doesnt revolve around sex.

[dmalfoy_]

I rather like kittens. Sure, let the cat have some fun.

[lavenderb]

Well it's a little late now and she seems to have fun chasing cobwebs.
I don't think she cares honestly, it's not like she knows what sex is or what it feels like and how can you miss something you've never experienced?

[dmalfoy_]

I think that even if you died before you had sex, you'd feel pretty bloody deprived.