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Jan 23, 2006 12:38

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20
.4
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20
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3 * 9000


125,000 + 1


3 * 0


125,000 + 1


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125,000
= 0.0428

Damn wrists.
Confused? Don't be.

10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Boy's Privates:

"7. ... boy privates [are] something a Christian lady can go throughout her entire life without ever seeing. But knowing where [they are] can come in mighty handy when called upon to give a 'not until marriage' warning kick"
"8. When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm."

Censorship at E3? Tsk. You'd never see that at TGS. (You, not I. I'm staying away from all things convention-related, at least as much as possible given some of Saffy's hobbies and my work.)
Update: Then again, maybe not.
(This sort of information can't be good for cognitive development. Maybe I should rethink my newsfeeds. What's a good "I can feel my brain cells dying, please help" feed?)

Today is the most depressing day of the year. So if you're feeling down... you're probably not alone. (Yes, this is probably complete BS. But then again, the past couple of weeks have been somewhat melancholy.)

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