can't... stop... laughing...

[dkogan]

Saffy: Let's get ready for sleep, then we can get in bed and read. I'll light a love candle.
Me: What do you need a love candle for?
Saffy: So that you love me!
Me: I already love you.
Saffy: Oh? More than Tripadvisor?
Me: Yes.
Saffy: More than Alex's bathroom?
Me: Yes...
Saffy: More than e-mail?!
Me: Yes!
Saffy: You know what my problem is?
Me

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[mashats]

Alex's bathroom?
but why?

[dkogan]

I occasionally go to help him with construction...

[lmanning]

..."construction"....?

[dkogan]

Well, my job as a travel agent doesn't bring in enough money, so I've taken up moonshine moonlighting as a construction worker. You know how it is.

[lmanning]

Damnit dude, she's onto you!