can't... stop... laughing...

[dkogan]

Saffy: Let's get ready for sleep, then we can get in bed and read. I'll light a love candle.
Me: What do you need a love candle for?
Saffy: So that you love me!
Me: I already love you.
Saffy: Oh? More than Tripadvisor?
Me: Yes.
Saffy: More than Alex's bathroom?
Me: Yes...
Saffy: More than e-mail?!
Me: Yes!
Saffy: You know what my problem is?
Me: Hmm?
Saffy: I need a truth candle!