"I know it's sad but it's makin me happy"-Eminem (I Love You More)
This really did happen but I must write about it in my own fantasy form.
(TWO PEOPLE, A GUY AND A lGIRL STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING)
GIRL: It's over!
GUY: Goodbye forever, I'm going to kill myself now.
(GUY LEAVES LEAVING GIRL LOOKING SAD AND CONFUSED IN THE RING)
JIM ROSS: Look at her, she's heartbroken.
KING: Oh man, this is my chance!
ROSS: Get a grip on yourself King, your too old for her. Ladies and gentlemen, what you have just witnessed is a brokenhearted girl standing alone in the ring, with no where to go, nobody to turn to...
MICHAEL COLE: What a shame, what a shame.
TAZZ: She had it comming Cole!
ROSS: How can you be so...
(A CRYING BABY CAN BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE ARENA)
KING: What in the hell is that JR?
ROSS: I have no idea King.
(THE GIRL CAN BE SEEN MOPING AROUND THE RING. AN INTERPOLITION OF "PIPPI LONGSTOCKING'" FADES IN. CUT TO ENTRANCE WAY. A SMALL FIGURE COMES THROUGH THE ENTRANCE AND ON STAGE. CUT TO THE GIRL WITH A HUGE SMILE ON FACE.)
ROSS: Fetus, Fetus, Fetus! Fetus has come to save the day!
(FADE TO BLACK, USA GOES TO IT'S NEXT SHOW)
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They broke up!
Yes, that is a poorly written script but you get the idea don't you? The fact is everybody's doubts is slowly diminishing. The clouds are fading away and the sunshine is comming thru. This is it boys and girls, do or die. It's like a selfish version of the, "League of their Own," theme. Tomorrow is the real test, it's the deffying day, it's the deciding factor. It's my moment of glory. Tomorrow is the day that can change the way I do things. I can't believe it's happening. This all seems so sureal to me, I had a gut feeling about this but who knew it would happen so soon. And to think, who was the only one that had faith in me? Just me, just little old me and nobody else. Just like how my parents don't think I can survive in the comedy game and now this.
Everybody thought I was crazy for doing what I was doing, but I knew what I was doing all this time. I knew this would eventualy happen, but not this soon. I denied the hype and look what heppened. I was told not to go to her house on New Year's but I did, I was told not to go to her house for Christmas but I did that too. Hell, when I shopped for her presents, a litle voice told me that I shouldn't be doing what I was doing, but I ignored it and kept going. I flet like an idiot dressed in a Santa hat carrying the presents to her door, but I kept going. And look what happened, they broke up and now it's my chance to go for the gold. I'm nervous but hell, this is my chance so I'm glad I'm nervous. Am I ready? I'm ready to take no prisoners and do what I must. I had my eye on this girl since October and now I'm ready. I just gotta get myself together and prepare.
I had a feeling it was a sign when tonight, ABC Family played, "Annie," and when I'd be depressed about being alone I'd listen to that soundtrack. Kinda pathetic I know, but hey, you do what you gotta do to et yourself thru. Anyway, right now I'm shaking a bit and as time goes on, my emotions will go to war with mind, but in the end it all come around for the better. This quote is becomming more true as time goes on,
"Who woulda thought Slim Shady would be somethin you woulda bought."-Eminem (Who Knew)
Well Danny all I gotta say now is, "Goodnight and good luck."-Producer of CBS's "You See It Now."
(TWO PEOPLE, A GUY AND A lGIRL STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING)
GIRL: It's over!
GUY: Goodbye forever, I'm going to kill myself now.
(GUY LEAVES LEAVING GIRL LOOKING SAD AND CONFUSED IN THE RING)
JIM ROSS: Look at her, she's heartbroken.
KING: Oh man, this is my chance!
ROSS: Get a grip on yourself King, your too old for her. Ladies and gentlemen, what you have just witnessed is a brokenhearted girl standing alone in the ring, with no where to go, nobody to turn to...
MICHAEL COLE: What a shame, what a shame.
TAZZ: She had it comming Cole!
ROSS: How can you be so...
(A CRYING BABY CAN BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE ARENA)
KING: What in the hell is that JR?
ROSS: I have no idea King.
(THE GIRL CAN BE SEEN MOPING AROUND THE RING. AN INTERPOLITION OF "PIPPI LONGSTOCKING'" FADES IN. CUT TO ENTRANCE WAY. A SMALL FIGURE COMES THROUGH THE ENTRANCE AND ON STAGE. CUT TO THE GIRL WITH A HUGE SMILE ON FACE.)
ROSS: Fetus, Fetus, Fetus! Fetus has come to save the day!
(FADE TO BLACK, USA GOES TO IT'S NEXT SHOW)
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They broke up!
Yes, that is a poorly written script but you get the idea don't you? The fact is everybody's doubts is slowly diminishing. The clouds are fading away and the sunshine is comming thru. This is it boys and girls, do or die. It's like a selfish version of the, "League of their Own," theme. Tomorrow is the real test, it's the deffying day, it's the deciding factor. It's my moment of glory. Tomorrow is the day that can change the way I do things. I can't believe it's happening. This all seems so sureal to me, I had a gut feeling about this but who knew it would happen so soon. And to think, who was the only one that had faith in me? Just me, just little old me and nobody else. Just like how my parents don't think I can survive in the comedy game and now this.
Everybody thought I was crazy for doing what I was doing, but I knew what I was doing all this time. I knew this would eventualy happen, but not this soon. I denied the hype and look what heppened. I was told not to go to her house on New Year's but I did, I was told not to go to her house for Christmas but I did that too. Hell, when I shopped for her presents, a litle voice told me that I shouldn't be doing what I was doing, but I ignored it and kept going. I flet like an idiot dressed in a Santa hat carrying the presents to her door, but I kept going. And look what happened, they broke up and now it's my chance to go for the gold. I'm nervous but hell, this is my chance so I'm glad I'm nervous. Am I ready? I'm ready to take no prisoners and do what I must. I had my eye on this girl since October and now I'm ready. I just gotta get myself together and prepare.
I had a feeling it was a sign when tonight, ABC Family played, "Annie," and when I'd be depressed about being alone I'd listen to that soundtrack. Kinda pathetic I know, but hey, you do what you gotta do to et yourself thru. Anyway, right now I'm shaking a bit and as time goes on, my emotions will go to war with mind, but in the end it all come around for the better. This quote is becomming more true as time goes on,
"Who woulda thought Slim Shady would be somethin you woulda bought."-Eminem (Who Knew)
Well Danny all I gotta say now is, "Goodnight and good luck."-Producer of CBS's "You See It Now."