or anyone who understands that Jews do not actually worship the devil
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mock_the_stupid So I work in the Student Union at my university. I move tables and set up rooms for meetings and all that good stuff. Today we were unloading old, heavy, fake Christmas trees from a closet to put up around the building. I was carrying one of the trees around with my coworker, Skyla, when this conversation happened.
Me: Hey, this is the last tree! Sweet!
Skyla: Yeah, I hope we don't have any menorahs laying around, or we'll have to put those up, too. *rolls eyes*
Me: I dunno, they might have some. That would be cool.
Skyla: Right, because we have to cater to the Jews, too. *more eye rolling* I guess they'll also want to put up those things... the what are they called? Pentastars?
Me: What? The star of David?
Skyla: No, the Jewish thing, you know. It's called the pentastar.
Me: Are you thinking of pentagram?
Skyla: Yeah, that's what it's called. That thing all the Jews wear for their devil stuff.
Me: *rants for a good 5 minutes setting her straight*
Skyla: Whatever.