I'm at a bar in Brooklyn and I sit down with Steve McLaughlin who tells me that, "almost all girls who were Brownies have an 'a' in their name, but almost none of the Girl Scouts did," and I tell him that I was a Brownie but I don't have an "a" in my name. He rolls his eyes at me. I start listing all the girls who were in my Brownie troop and he' ( Read more... )

For some reason I have to move and I'm at your house with all my stuff and your hallway is a huge labyrinth with Pepto-Bismol-pink paint on the walls. You say there are seven bedrooms and show me to mine. I start unpacking my things, but then I have to go to my aunt's house for a family gathering. I text you and ask if you still want to go out ( Read more... )