what is a polecat?
hehe this is funny
Reasons you know your from NYC:
1. You have no clue who Dave Mathews Band is.
2. The students in your school compare blades.
3. Starbucks is NON URBAN DICTATE, so there isn't one in my neighborhood.
4. Who's Abercrombie & Fitch? It's another NON URBAN DICTATE.
5. NYU is just an over rated University that cost 10 times the amount of Hunter or Lehman.
6. An 1150 on the SAT's means your genius or damn near it.
7. Get shot at the Galleria? Where are all the "TOUGH" people?
8. When you don't go to the Westchester cause your afraid of being annoyed by one of those "SOPHISTICATED BOOJWA BUNNIES" YOU may shoot someone before leaving.
9. Our summer vacations are probably one of the following: Camp, sitting on the stoop, sitting in front of the fire hydrant, or locked in the house until your parents get home.
10. You don't know anyone who would watch a Kevin Smith film once.
11. Both parents work full time jobs, if your parents are still together. If they're not together, then your mom works 3 full time jobs.
12. A trip to "Upstate New York" is "getting away from it all"
13. You blame the heavy traffic on the "UPSTATE NY" who can't drive for sh*t.
14. If you get paid for babysitting you return the kid unharmed.
You’re a Yankee if . . .
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5) You don't know what a moon pie is.
6) You've never had grain alcohol.
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra.
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
10) You have no idea what a polecat is.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
13) You don't have bangs.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife show.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on*ramp on the highway.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliquéd sweatshirt.
28) You don't know what appliquéd is.
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within the context of a football game.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
31) you don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
32) You've never been to a craft show.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
Reasons you know your from NYC:
1. You have no clue who Dave Mathews Band is.
2. The students in your school compare blades.
3. Starbucks is NON URBAN DICTATE, so there isn't one in my neighborhood.
4. Who's Abercrombie & Fitch? It's another NON URBAN DICTATE.
5. NYU is just an over rated University that cost 10 times the amount of Hunter or Lehman.
6. An 1150 on the SAT's means your genius or damn near it.
7. Get shot at the Galleria? Where are all the "TOUGH" people?
8. When you don't go to the Westchester cause your afraid of being annoyed by one of those "SOPHISTICATED BOOJWA BUNNIES" YOU may shoot someone before leaving.
9. Our summer vacations are probably one of the following: Camp, sitting on the stoop, sitting in front of the fire hydrant, or locked in the house until your parents get home.
10. You don't know anyone who would watch a Kevin Smith film once.
11. Both parents work full time jobs, if your parents are still together. If they're not together, then your mom works 3 full time jobs.
12. A trip to "Upstate New York" is "getting away from it all"
13. You blame the heavy traffic on the "UPSTATE NY" who can't drive for sh*t.
14. If you get paid for babysitting you return the kid unharmed.
You’re a Yankee if . . .
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5) You don't know what a moon pie is.
6) You've never had grain alcohol.
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra.
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
10) You have no idea what a polecat is.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
13) You don't have bangs.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife show.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on*ramp on the highway.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliquéd sweatshirt.
28) You don't know what appliquéd is.
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within the context of a football game.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
31) you don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
32) You've never been to a craft show.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.