Friends don't mention the fact that you're too fat to fit in a shoebox anymore.

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My husband bought me a laptop for Christmas.  It's his way of saying he's cool with never having clean clothes or a clean house.  That's how I took it, anyway.  So I'm sitting here surfing and the cat (Baxter) is sleeping beside me.  Well, I thought he was sleeping beside me until I heard a *pop* and realized he had been chewing on the power cord ( Read more... )