I am a star wars nerd
Auto response from Djadious: only a sith deals in absolutes
CnsequentialAngl: but a sith baker deals in the absolutely delicious
Djadious: mmm, dark side chocolate cookies
CnsequentialAngl: guaranteed to force-choke you into smiling
Djadious: put you so high, you'll be seeing death stars
CnsequentialAngl: don't be a rebel, have a cookie
Djadious: They'll give you so much energy, you'll be able to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
CnsequentialAngl: Mace Windu agrees, "these are some good motherfuckin' cookies"
Djadious: Silly Jedi, chips are for Sith
EDIT:
Not long after I posted this conversation, Ryan sent me a photoshopped picture of Yoda chasing a cookie that last phrase written beneath. What followed was quite awesome. There are more, but the rest can be found lying around facebook somewhere.
CnsequentialAngl: but a sith baker deals in the absolutely delicious
Djadious: mmm, dark side chocolate cookies
CnsequentialAngl: guaranteed to force-choke you into smiling
Djadious: put you so high, you'll be seeing death stars
CnsequentialAngl: don't be a rebel, have a cookie
Djadious: They'll give you so much energy, you'll be able to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
CnsequentialAngl: Mace Windu agrees, "these are some good motherfuckin' cookies"
Djadious: Silly Jedi, chips are for Sith
EDIT:
Not long after I posted this conversation, Ryan sent me a photoshopped picture of Yoda chasing a cookie that last phrase written beneath. What followed was quite awesome. There are more, but the rest can be found lying around facebook somewhere.