"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a ( Read more... )

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1) It is impossible for me to stay grumpy when I'm blasting Europe's "The Final Countdown."

2) The verse about the Vietnam vet in Poison's "Something to Believe In" still chokes me up a bit.

With those things off my chest, I present to you The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational 80's Songs.

(Thanks for the link, carborundum!)

Swiped from chris...

http://www.nielshoven.com/2007/08/20/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-a-slut/

Or, the previously unexplored connection between spiders, bees, and Geminis.

(italics are mine, regular text is his)

...heh. i AM shy. no one ever believes me. and dammit, redheads have no chance of hiding blushes.
True that!
bane of my existence.
Naw.
no, you're right. the bane of my existence is probably whiskey. and geminis. and fear of bees.
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After commenting wistfully to the Universe last night, "Gee, Universe, I sure wish I could find some way of coming up with the money to actually finish my tattoo," the phone rang ( Read more... )

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Beware Otter Prime and his Awesome Stick!

From one of my favorite comic strips ever (yes, I've posted it before. Sue me.) : http://www.feralcalf.com/hircine/monkeyday2005/beaucoupkevin-com-7th.jpg

I have to say that there's something about the phrase "giant fire-breathing bees of death" that inspires me to an unholy level of delight.

( Where Is my Gay Apocolypse? )

Here ya go, h. Something to brighten up your day.

VNV slash fic, courtesy of simronan_v2.