Operation: Clean House!!!
Under the above directive, it has become imperative to clean this house. I can no longer stand to live here. I'm still so embarrased about having a certain female spend the night after seeing the shocking sight of my bathroom surfaces up close. So bad that you just can't forget what that looks like. I don't want anyone to associate me with a disgusting home, so I'm taking the necessary steps.
A) Lighter
B) Lysol
C) Plastic Explosives
D) Detonator
If A & B don't work, then we move on to C & D. If that doesn't work, then...
I have to get on my hands and knees and scrub with ol' fashion elbow grease. I recently went out and spent about 10 bucks on cleaning supplies. Just enough bleach so that I can douse my entire bathroom. I've been told that if I let it soak long enough, it'll get up most of the grime. How about all week? Would it work like that? I'm just going to have to do it for a few hours and hope that works. I don't want to have to deal with this during my hectic weekend.
I've recently just come back from vacation at my Mom's. She lives in Plano, TX, despite all my attempts to say that she lives elsewhere. Sorry guys, I just kept mixing up the cities. I just wanted to say that her house is uber-clean. Spotless! Great job Mom. After spending less than a week with her, I was ready to come home and tackle this small one bedroom apartment like it was the apocalyspe. Although, I must say that if given the opportunity to stay longer with my mother, I would have liked to stay with her.
In any event, I will have this house clean very soon. I just have to wait until a certain time of night when I'm wide awake from work or hanging out with my friends. It's usually right before I go to bed, except for today. I just recently woke up from a five hour nap. Be that as it may, it will be done by Friday. Duh Duh DONE!!!!!
Unfortunately, my mind has just blanked and I forgot what I was originally going to type next. So with nothing to type, I'm going to sign off and pray that everything goes according to plan and nothing else comes up unexpectantly. *Fingers crossed*
Peace, Love, and Harmony
(And if you fuck with that, you get hurt)
Eric
A) Lighter
B) Lysol
C) Plastic Explosives
D) Detonator
If A & B don't work, then we move on to C & D. If that doesn't work, then...
I have to get on my hands and knees and scrub with ol' fashion elbow grease. I recently went out and spent about 10 bucks on cleaning supplies. Just enough bleach so that I can douse my entire bathroom. I've been told that if I let it soak long enough, it'll get up most of the grime. How about all week? Would it work like that? I'm just going to have to do it for a few hours and hope that works. I don't want to have to deal with this during my hectic weekend.
I've recently just come back from vacation at my Mom's. She lives in Plano, TX, despite all my attempts to say that she lives elsewhere. Sorry guys, I just kept mixing up the cities. I just wanted to say that her house is uber-clean. Spotless! Great job Mom. After spending less than a week with her, I was ready to come home and tackle this small one bedroom apartment like it was the apocalyspe. Although, I must say that if given the opportunity to stay longer with my mother, I would have liked to stay with her.
In any event, I will have this house clean very soon. I just have to wait until a certain time of night when I'm wide awake from work or hanging out with my friends. It's usually right before I go to bed, except for today. I just recently woke up from a five hour nap. Be that as it may, it will be done by Friday. Duh Duh DONE!!!!!
Unfortunately, my mind has just blanked and I forgot what I was originally going to type next. So with nothing to type, I'm going to sign off and pray that everything goes according to plan and nothing else comes up unexpectantly. *Fingers crossed*
Peace, Love, and Harmony
(And if you fuck with that, you get hurt)
Eric