Back in the Gay State
And realizing how much this place sucks when it comes to people. No wonder the rest of the country hates us. We're fucking dicks. New York City's leap years beyond Massachusetts in everything. Too bad they have the Yankees. As for city living, I think I'll be moving there when the opportunity presents itself. For now, I'll just move into Boston after college and be content with living in this shithole.
Wanna know the biggest difference of all (if you don't, you're gonna hear it anyway)? The girls. Up in this lovely state, obesity is rampant. Down there, everybody walks; therefore, everyone's in shape. I'm talkin' about 4 outta every 5 girls being attractive on the street. I'd say that's much better than the 1:5 ratio up here. Normally you'd go out at night, find the attractive girl in the group of girls you see, and focus on her. Down there? You don't need to worry about focusing on anything, because they're everywhere.
Christ, and they even have manners. Why can't it be like that up here?
-Nick
Wanna know the biggest difference of all (if you don't, you're gonna hear it anyway)? The girls. Up in this lovely state, obesity is rampant. Down there, everybody walks; therefore, everyone's in shape. I'm talkin' about 4 outta every 5 girls being attractive on the street. I'd say that's much better than the 1:5 ratio up here. Normally you'd go out at night, find the attractive girl in the group of girls you see, and focus on her. Down there? You don't need to worry about focusing on anything, because they're everywhere.
Christ, and they even have manners. Why can't it be like that up here?
-Nick