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[dizzyok]

My car committed suicide in the middle of the fucking road. It made some crazy noise, and I was all, "Oh noes! She put a bomb in my car. Goddammit...". It's OK though, I made my housemate collect me and check for bombs/normal car fuck ups (while I slept in the backseat). Some belt thingy snapped. Yay, nobody was trying to kill me!
Hungover people do not deserve this.

Being sober makes it all a lot more laugh worthy.