Application for Phoenix Wright, from the Ace Attorney series

[see_my_badge]

(Why am I doing this? I'm not even a Spirit Medium. And how is sitting on a block of ice while freezing water is poured on you supposed to help you commune with a spirit anyway? Okay, Phoenix, calm down. Just get through it for Maya and Pearls. Think warm thoughts. You're not sitting on a block of ice at the top of a mountain, you're on a nice,

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[mickey_mous]

"Okay, Phoenix," giggled Mickey. "Are you ready to find out which of our excitin' lands you'll be livin' in?"

[see_my_badge]

Phoenix shrugged. As far as he could tell, it didn't really matter which land Mickey said he'd be living in, since everyone had said he could live in whichever land he wanted. "Sure."

[mickey_mous]

"What d'ya think of Main Street? All the lawyers seem to go there..." Mickey giggled.

[see_my_badge]

Phoenix nodded. "All right."

[mickey_mous]

Well, if "all" equaled both...

Mickey beamed. "Then your mail will go to Phoenix on Main Street. Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth!"

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