Various Star Trek Drabbles Part One
So I have been having a lot of fun whenever I can manage, at a new and awesome comm! bridge2sickbay! Mentioned it once before a while back. If you've heard of queerditch_pub it's like that but obviously for star trek. Each week there's a theme, people prompt, and then in rounds, you have to choose one of the prompt/pairings to drabble and you have a time limit of about 20 min.
The first week I did this, the theme was AUs. =D These are pretty raw, but gave them a quick once over. I may want to expand one into a full ficlet or something, so let me know which one(s) y'all enjoyed most! ^_^
Prompt: Gaila/Uhura - Avon/Mary Kay salesladies
Rating: PG
Gaila checked her make up in the mirror one more time. Perfect, as always. She smiled brightly and exited her Avon sponsored car. All she needed was three more sales and she'd have the entire neighborhood hat trick. Just as she pulled out her pink and green suitcase, she heard the familiar ding dong of a house a few feet away from her. She whipped around and, though she should have known, was still surprised to see Uhura.
"Anyone home? Mary Kay calling!" Uhura sweetly called out.
"Oh no she didn't," Gaila hissed, and stomped towards her old roommate-turned-rival.
"Didn't your training tell you not to hose in on other people's territory?"
Uhura turned around quickly, but looked unphased. "Oh Gaila! Good of you to show up. See, after last night, I thought I tired you out and since you left your work notes all over my desk, it was your way of inviting me into sharing the neighborhood." Her smile was sweet but her eyes were devious.
Gaila flushed, remembering how "tiring" yet hot last night was. "Well if you expected a repeat performance, Nyota," Gaila purred, "Maybe we should head on back home?"
Uhura grinned and began walking towards Gaila's car.
Prompt: Jim/Scotty/Bones/Spock - Contestants on modern day reality show like blind date or the dating game
Rating: PG-13
Implied Kirk/McCoy, not actually all four at once. XD
* "This is for all the contestants. If you were lucky for me to choose you, as I'm totally too awesome, and when the date goes well, cause believe me it will, how will you say goodnight to me?"
"Aye, if I were the lucky one to get you, Cap-er laddie, it would be an excellent date. Now, who says the night would end? There'd be a wee bit of a night cap, maybe a wee bit of more, and then I'd show you how true Scotsmen say goodnight. *Rawr*"
* "*Cough* Oh kay... A bit forward there, but I like! Contestant number two?"
"Damn it, Ji-er.. I'm a doctor not a love-starved game show player! And you'd fully well know how I say goodnight on a date, if you ever bothered to ask me out! Although this one over here did have a few good ideas. A single nightcap in the quarters does go a long way, and if there were no sudden emergencies then I'd push you onto the bed, use my southern drawl to make you completely compliant and wanting...Then--"
Host: "Please remember Doctor, this is a daytime show, there may be children watching."
* "Damn... I really wanted him to continue...And finally... Good Ole Number Three! How would you say goodbye to me after our awesome date?"
"Although the possibility of you choosing me when you know full well that I'm currently attached, is low, it isn't low enough that I suspect you would do it out of some human form of entertainment. If the date did go as well as you say, then I would quirk my eyebrow in a meaningful way, nod and head back to my quarters so I could relay everything to my bond-mate."
"But you do that anyway after a mission! Nothing special, even for me as your awesome date?!"
"I do believe the Captain is poutin' there, Doc."
"Hmph!"
Host: "Well, have you made a decision to who you want to take out on a date?"
"Whom... And yeah... It was a close, tough decision, as I do have a thing for accents... But Bones is right so... Contestant Number 2!"
*Audience applauds*
"Well, finally you do something right."
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy - Rival game show hosts.
Rating: PG
"Hey Bones! Did you see last night's ratings?? I've gone up a whole point!"
Leonard looked up from his paper, perpetual scowl on his face. He snorted towards the young man that entered the break room, and waited till he sat across from him to speak up.
"You're still trailing my show by three points," he drawled, knowing how it made the up and coming host, James T. Kirk, flush.
"Yeah well, a point every week and I'll have you beaten by the end of the month." Kirk grinned.
"That is if your audience plans to stick around. I'm sure you'll be falling in two."
"Wanna make a bet?" Kirk leaned forward.
"What are the stakes?"
"You win, I shave my head. I win, I get to take you out on a date."
So basically win-win for me, Leonard thought. He smirked. "You got it, kid."
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy/Scotty - 1920s Speakeasy
Rating: G
Gen, pre-slash.
"Just leave the whole bottle," Kirk muttered as he stopped the bartender by grabbing his wrist.
McCoy's eyes lingered a bit on the hand on him before looking at Kirk. "That bad, kid?"
Kirk finally let go before mumbling automatically that he wasn't a kid, not any more. He sighed and leaned back. "Something like that."
McCoy looked around at the few other customers. Their glasses were still full, so he figured he had a few minutes to spare. "Care to talk about it?"
The door rattled opened and closed but Kirk payed no mind to who sat next to him.
"Just dame troubles." Kirk downed his shot and asked for another. McCoy reluctantly poured another as he made a drink for the person next to him.
"Those are the worst kind. Ever thought about looking to the other side of the fence?"
Kirk looked up in shock, never expecting that gruff old-fashioned Leonard "Bones" McCoy would ever suggest something like that.
"Sure, but who?" he asked, wondering if the other man had someone in mind.
McCoy just shrugged as another patron beckoned him.
"I think he means himself laddie."
Kirk jumped at the voice, not expecting Constable Scotty to come in. Thank god he preferred a good drink than to a good bust.
"You think?"
"Nay, I know."
Prompt: Scotty/Gaila - What would've happened if Scotty had been stuck with Gaila instead of Keenser on Delta Vega
Rating: R (Sexy dialogue only drabble)
"Mm, right there lass, oh yes ohh uhhh... You sure know how to get a man riled up..."
"Haha! Oh Montgomery... Ooh harder right there...Mmm... You say that every time...."
"Cause I mean it every time...my wicked Gaila...Oh jus' like that... Ye like it hard, doncha!"
"I'm almost there...! Oh... I like it any which way.... You know *gasp* that..."
"What did I do to deserve such a sweet punishment like you?"
"I think that's the other way around... OH yes! Yess! Gods Yes!"
"Hello? Is there anyone there?"
"Unn.. Blast. Who the hell could be on this bloody ice trap?"
"C'mon Montgomery. Let's not scare our guests with our afterglow. So few we get, you know."
"If you say so, darling."
Prompt: McCoy/Uhura - Anime
Rating: G
Pure Crack and nod to my fave anime... XD
Intro Song - Fighting Evil by Star Light~! Winning love by Star Light~!
"Damn it woman, there are tentacle monsters everywhere! I'm a doctor not a crime fighter! Where are you?" A seemingly older, hot bishie man yells into his rather filly pink comm.
"You know how hard it is to not find an alley way full of bums to transform in? I don't want another incident like with Kirk staring at my naked body!" The comm blares.
The "doctor" dodges another tentacle. "He only saw it for a milisecond!"
"Milisecond too long!"
"Mwahaha there you are Doctor Bones. Where's the little lady? Is she actually going to come this time?" mocked Vultan.
"Shit."
CM BREAK
Superhero Uhura arrives at the scene just in time to save her partner from the evil crutches of Vultan. After a bit of witty banter she throws one of her patented talented tongue attacks but it's not enough and the villain gets away for another day.
"Darling, that was a close one," the doctor muttered as he checked them for bruises.
"Luckiliy I've got you, doctor." Uhura smiles.
Outro Song - A Doctor's Policy
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy - Steampunk
Rating: PG
"You do realize that SteamFleet works in the sky... Among steam and air powered ships right?"
"I know that but my ex took everything in the divorce, including terra forma. All I've got is my brains and my bones."
The airship rattled at some turbulence and one could hear the hissing of a boiler in the distance. The wide-eyed doctor shuddered as he slipped a brass flask from his vest pocket and took a long sip.
Kirk chuckled and grinned when he offered the flask to him. He took just as long of a sip before handing it back wordlessly, taking in the doctor next to him. At one time he looked like he would have been high society, with respectable top hat, and silk lined leather clothing. But now? He looked more rugged cowboy than upper class doctor.
Of course he himself didn't look so pretty either, having a more beat up greasy engineer look. Not that he cared how he'd look. Still, he smoothed his hair and gave the doctor another smile before having to ask the man to repeat the question.
"I asked for your reason. Don't look like you were plannin' on joining 'cept for last minute."
"Ah, nothing too extreme like you, Bones." Kirk grinned when he saw the other man's eyebrow raise high. "Just was dared into it by the captain over there. Couldn't resist."
"Bones" laughed at that. "Do you take up every dare given to you?"
"If the reward's good." The ship flew low causing everyone's stomach to flip. Bones took a long look out the window, reassuring himself that the wooden and cloth wings were still flapping, still in good condition.
"Damn it! I'm a doctor, not a bird... Damn contraptions...How about finding a way to make me forget that we are in a death trap!" Bones finished off his flask, and glared at it, as if should be a never ending flask.
Kirk turned towards the storage room and saw the door ajar. He grabbed the doctor's hand and began leading the man over, winking at Uhura as he went by. "C'mon, I think I know how."