a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me, 2006 the sacrifice of life; nothing is ever what it seems (bloopers) travis / william, gabe / william, 2895 words (r) ( bloopers. even patrick laughs at that one. )
lol this shit was funny, the m ost funniest part was when william told travie that he was a vampire lol starts to sigh but the act is interrupted by travis flinging himself down on the bed and groaning loudly. "i am fucking a fucking vampire!" he says again, his hands over his face. "this is ridiculous, what the fuck am i gonna do? what if you bite me or some shit, like by accident? you could kill me!" he sits up and grabs william by the shoulders, shaking him. "you drink blood, son, that shit is nasty! who wants to do that?"
william makes a noise something between a "huh?" and a "pete?" and travis sighs again, shaking his head. he stands up and paces the room, hands on head like ryan ross when he's thinking.
"what am i gonna do? i gotta get the fuck out of here, this is some fucked up shit right here. i can't deal with fuckin vampires and gettin bit and who the fuck are maja and gabe then, shit this is too much." travis glances around the room and decides, fuck it, grabs his wallet and keys from the dresser and takes off out of the room.
william sits alone on the bed, torn between surprise and confusion. "was he supposed to react like that?" he asks patrick, who shakes his head and sinks into his seat. it's going to be a long day.
starts to sigh but the act is interrupted by travis flinging himself down on the bed and groaning loudly. "i am fucking a fucking vampire!" he says again, his hands over his face. "this is ridiculous, what the fuck am i gonna do? what if you bite me or some shit, like by accident? you could kill me!" he sits up and grabs william by the shoulders, shaking him. "you drink blood, son, that shit is nasty! who wants to do that?"
william makes a noise something between a "huh?" and a "pete?" and travis sighs again, shaking his head. he stands up and paces the room, hands on head like ryan ross when he's thinking.
"what am i gonna do? i gotta get the fuck out of here, this is some fucked up shit right here. i can't deal with fuckin vampires and gettin bit and who the fuck are maja and gabe then, shit this is too much." travis glances around the room and decides, fuck it, grabs his wallet and keys from the dresser and takes off out of the room.
william sits alone on the bed, torn between surprise and confusion. "was he supposed to react like that?" he asks patrick, who shakes his head and sinks into his seat. it's going to be a long day.
ROTFL
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