everything you never wanted to know
If this shit doesn´t make you dance, then you are dead inside.
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:: I tend to do the titty rub with CD´s...always works
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated?:: It really depends on how you define dating. Loosely defined about 15 years (hey, I was young...)
Ever been in a car wreck?:: When I was 7, my mom´s Blazer flipped three times with us in it. I got to ride in a helicopter to the hospital. That´s the only major thing, though
Were you popular in high school?:: That would be an overwhelming NO!!
Have you ever been on a blind date?:: nope
Are looks important?:: kind of, but not really
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: a few
By what age would you like to be married?:: I already am
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: Maybe a little, but it really depends on whether i´m sleeping with them or not
Have you ever made a mistake?:: I would imagine a few
Are you a good tipper?:: Not really. I´ve been living out of the US for too long
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: Around 50
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:: Not that I can remember...but psychiatrists is a different story!
Have you ever peed in public?:: OOOOh, yes. I live in Madrid, after all.
What song do you want played at your funeral?:: My, that is hard. Maybe Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac or The Highwayman. Something about reincarnation for sure.
Just please not The Rose. Or maybe that would be cool too.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:: I think so
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: ooh. Inari Nigiri and Pad Thai. With vegan chocolate cheezecake and strawberry brownies. And a bottle of Lambrusco.
Beatles or Stones?:: I don´t really give a shit about either.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: 1. Newcastle or other such nutty dark brown beer 2. Sparkling pink wines 3. rum with pineapple juice or in the form of mojito.
Do you have any phobias?:: cockroaches. Namely being stuck in a seething pit of them. or even just one
What are your plans for the future?:: wow. I don´t really have any. My ideas of the future are kind of fucked and apocalyptic but with a really optimistic/spiritually redeeming quality to them. I would say to be alive, living simply and being ok with whatever the present moment would be. Can´t do much more than that.
Do you walk around the house naked?:: If I am home, I am generally in some stage of undress.
If you were an animal what would you be?:: A sloth
or an otter
Hair colour you like on someone you're dating?:: really don´t give a rats patootie
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:: hmm..deaf
Do you have any special talents?:: I can do a few things, but none particularly amazingly.
Do you like horror or comedy?:: comedy
Are you missing anyone?:: my mom and dad
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: Beth Ditto
Where do you want to live when you are old?:: Either in the high deserts of Arizona/New Mexico or in the mountains by a stream. Or somewhere by the sea. Really, as long as it is connected to nature I would be cool.
Who is the person you can count on the most?:: dan-dan
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: I´m not really a big celebrity fantasizer. I don´t know.
What did you dream last night?:: don´t remember
What is your favourite sport to watch?:: none of the above
Are you named after anyone?:: Some chick on the Bob Hope show.
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?:: I think I covered this previously, in order of preference.
Non alcoholic drink?:: Water
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes
Do you sing in the shower?:: sometimes
Have you ever been arrested?:: No
What is your favourite Holiday?:: In Louisiana, Mardi Gras. Other than that, i pretty much opt out of the holiday deal.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: I don´t think so. If my face got all fucked up or if it was life or death.
Have you ever caught a fish?:: I have been fishing, but I was so young I don´t know if I caught anything or not.
How do you flush the toilet in public? normally
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? If I´m in the front always, in the back depends. The only car I ever ride in doesn´t have a functioning seatbelt in the back
Do you have a crush on someone? I generally don´t ever tire of crushing on people.
Name one thing you worry about running out of: bananas
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? No one famous really looks like me. When I was a lot younger, someone told me Rosie O´donnell. It was only because I´m fat. and she is too.
What is your favourite pizza topping? spinach and grated carrots.
Do you crack your knuckles? only when i´m really bored just to see if I can
What song do you hate the most? Nothing is coming to mind. Oh yeah, that Lisa Stansfield song. I´ve been around the world and I-I-I I can´t find my baby...
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? just for a split second
What are your super powers? The power of if i don´t deal with it it will go away on it´s own.
Peppermint or spearmint? peppermint
Where are your car keys? don´t drive. house keys..purse
What's your most annoying habit? being a bitch to my husband and threatening divorce every time I PMS.
Where did you last go on vacation? vacation vacation as in relax about 3 years ago to Greece. Last trip was to Isle of Wight for x-mas. NOT a vacation.
What is your best physical feature? my eyes are pretty nice, I think
What CD is closest to you right now? don´t have any near.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Soy milk, carrots, miso
What superstition do you believe/practise? I always say bless you after someone sneezes.
What colour are your bed sheets? dookie brown
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Bird
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? nope
What are your favourite sayings? "You bout to get cut!"
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? Back
What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie? prolly Star Wars
What CD is in your stereo? I think the Smiths from ages ago. I don´t really listen to CD´s anymore
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? whatever is in there now
How many kids do you plan on having? not sure I will have kids
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? someone who´s a really good kisser.
What do you do when no one is watching? poot, pick my toenails, sing to the dogs.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? dunno.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? depends on the cause.
Coffee or Tea? Coffee
Favourite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? LTJ Bukem, Aphrodite, Goldie
Do you talk to yourself?
when I can pretend I´m talking to the dogs
Is there anything pink within 19 feet of you?: My computer table. 2 pink christmas cacti. My sweater. The dog bowl. Lots.
What is the last thing you had to drink?: Water
What are you wearing right now?: black cordouroy skirt, long sleeve grey shirt under black shirt with white birds on it under a short sleeve pink wool shrug. nonmatching brown legwarmers and white socks inside my vegan earth boots.
detailed enough???
If a leprechaun stole your wallet, what would you do?: considering I don´t have a wallet and generally never carry money nor credit cards, probably nothing
Are you clean shaven?: Hairy legs and pits, whoo!!
If you were a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Percivel
Height/weight/ happy with it?: 5´9" about 180 lbs. Yep.
Brand of cereal?: I make my own raw granola now. Before, it was this organic strawberry granola yumness.
Candy bar?: don´t eat candy bars
Disney princess?: nopw
CD?: fave? of all time? too hard, pass...
Board game?: Cranium or Taboo. Hell, even good old Trivial Pursuit
Toothpaste brand?: I think it´s Vogel Echinachea. or something.
Planet?: this one here
Quote?: I´ve never been good at quoting. But i´m quite fond of Ghandi´s "Be the Change you want to see in the world"
Number?: 7
Word?: esdrujula
Childhood story?: Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein.
Inside joke?: at the moment, none
Scent?: patchouli musk and magnolia blossom.
Conformist or nonconformist?: hope non.
Ever kissed in the rain?: maybe
Would you ever hug your parents in public?: Yes
Why is the world unfair?: So we appreciate the good shit.
Do you have problems with Canadians?: why would I?
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: i´m not really adverse to it.
What do you dream about?: fluffy pink pandas and unicorns.
Do you have a neopets account?: I don´t understand
Do you believe in God?: Sometimes
Karma?: Yes
Pie or 3.14159....?: Pi if it´s the movie or pie if it´s vegan.
Cough or sneeze?: Sneezing is more fun
Do you want to go to college?: I already did, and probably not again.
Has anyone ever broken your heart?: I think so.
Do you think of them as "the one that got away"?: no.
What color are your underwear right now?: black
3 people you trust with your life?: Dan, Rene, Dad
Have any cool scars?: no, just an uncool scar from when I had my eyebrow pierced like 10 years ago.
What color are your toenails usually?: whatever color toenails are naturally generally with some residual polish from the time I painted them about 5 months before. I´m kind of guarra!
Closest thing to you that is yellow?: part of the afghan i´m working on.
Closest framed picture to you?: print---a deer I got from the goodwill. photo, one of my wedding pics.
Do you play air guitar?: never
Do you have a black dog?: two
Click to viewHave you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:: I tend to do the titty rub with CD´s...always works
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated?:: It really depends on how you define dating. Loosely defined about 15 years (hey, I was young...)
Ever been in a car wreck?:: When I was 7, my mom´s Blazer flipped three times with us in it. I got to ride in a helicopter to the hospital. That´s the only major thing, though
Were you popular in high school?:: That would be an overwhelming NO!!
Have you ever been on a blind date?:: nope
Are looks important?:: kind of, but not really
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: a few
By what age would you like to be married?:: I already am
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: Maybe a little, but it really depends on whether i´m sleeping with them or not
Have you ever made a mistake?:: I would imagine a few
Are you a good tipper?:: Not really. I´ve been living out of the US for too long
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: Around 50
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:: Not that I can remember...but psychiatrists is a different story!
Have you ever peed in public?:: OOOOh, yes. I live in Madrid, after all.
What song do you want played at your funeral?:: My, that is hard. Maybe Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac or The Highwayman. Something about reincarnation for sure.
Just please not The Rose. Or maybe that would be cool too.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:: I think so
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: ooh. Inari Nigiri and Pad Thai. With vegan chocolate cheezecake and strawberry brownies. And a bottle of Lambrusco.
Beatles or Stones?:: I don´t really give a shit about either.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: 1. Newcastle or other such nutty dark brown beer 2. Sparkling pink wines 3. rum with pineapple juice or in the form of mojito.
Do you have any phobias?:: cockroaches. Namely being stuck in a seething pit of them. or even just one
What are your plans for the future?:: wow. I don´t really have any. My ideas of the future are kind of fucked and apocalyptic but with a really optimistic/spiritually redeeming quality to them. I would say to be alive, living simply and being ok with whatever the present moment would be. Can´t do much more than that.
Do you walk around the house naked?:: If I am home, I am generally in some stage of undress.
If you were an animal what would you be?:: A sloth
or an otter
Hair colour you like on someone you're dating?:: really don´t give a rats patootie
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:: hmm..deaf
Do you have any special talents?:: I can do a few things, but none particularly amazingly.
Do you like horror or comedy?:: comedy
Are you missing anyone?:: my mom and dad
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: Beth Ditto
Where do you want to live when you are old?:: Either in the high deserts of Arizona/New Mexico or in the mountains by a stream. Or somewhere by the sea. Really, as long as it is connected to nature I would be cool.
Who is the person you can count on the most?:: dan-dan
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: I´m not really a big celebrity fantasizer. I don´t know.
What did you dream last night?:: don´t remember
What is your favourite sport to watch?:: none of the above
Are you named after anyone?:: Some chick on the Bob Hope show.
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?:: I think I covered this previously, in order of preference.
Non alcoholic drink?:: Water
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes
Do you sing in the shower?:: sometimes
Have you ever been arrested?:: No
What is your favourite Holiday?:: In Louisiana, Mardi Gras. Other than that, i pretty much opt out of the holiday deal.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: I don´t think so. If my face got all fucked up or if it was life or death.
Have you ever caught a fish?:: I have been fishing, but I was so young I don´t know if I caught anything or not.
How do you flush the toilet in public? normally
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? If I´m in the front always, in the back depends. The only car I ever ride in doesn´t have a functioning seatbelt in the back
Do you have a crush on someone? I generally don´t ever tire of crushing on people.
Name one thing you worry about running out of: bananas
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? No one famous really looks like me. When I was a lot younger, someone told me Rosie O´donnell. It was only because I´m fat. and she is too.
What is your favourite pizza topping? spinach and grated carrots.
Do you crack your knuckles? only when i´m really bored just to see if I can
What song do you hate the most? Nothing is coming to mind. Oh yeah, that Lisa Stansfield song. I´ve been around the world and I-I-I I can´t find my baby...
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? just for a split second
What are your super powers? The power of if i don´t deal with it it will go away on it´s own.
Peppermint or spearmint? peppermint
Where are your car keys? don´t drive. house keys..purse
What's your most annoying habit? being a bitch to my husband and threatening divorce every time I PMS.
Where did you last go on vacation? vacation vacation as in relax about 3 years ago to Greece. Last trip was to Isle of Wight for x-mas. NOT a vacation.
What is your best physical feature? my eyes are pretty nice, I think
What CD is closest to you right now? don´t have any near.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Soy milk, carrots, miso
What superstition do you believe/practise? I always say bless you after someone sneezes.
What colour are your bed sheets? dookie brown
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Bird
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? nope
What are your favourite sayings? "You bout to get cut!"
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? Back
What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie? prolly Star Wars
What CD is in your stereo? I think the Smiths from ages ago. I don´t really listen to CD´s anymore
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? whatever is in there now
How many kids do you plan on having? not sure I will have kids
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? someone who´s a really good kisser.
What do you do when no one is watching? poot, pick my toenails, sing to the dogs.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? dunno.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? depends on the cause.
Coffee or Tea? Coffee
Favourite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? LTJ Bukem, Aphrodite, Goldie
Do you talk to yourself?
when I can pretend I´m talking to the dogs
Is there anything pink within 19 feet of you?: My computer table. 2 pink christmas cacti. My sweater. The dog bowl. Lots.
What is the last thing you had to drink?: Water
What are you wearing right now?: black cordouroy skirt, long sleeve grey shirt under black shirt with white birds on it under a short sleeve pink wool shrug. nonmatching brown legwarmers and white socks inside my vegan earth boots.
detailed enough???
If a leprechaun stole your wallet, what would you do?: considering I don´t have a wallet and generally never carry money nor credit cards, probably nothing
Are you clean shaven?: Hairy legs and pits, whoo!!
If you were a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Percivel
Height/weight/ happy with it?: 5´9" about 180 lbs. Yep.
Brand of cereal?: I make my own raw granola now. Before, it was this organic strawberry granola yumness.
Candy bar?: don´t eat candy bars
Disney princess?: nopw
CD?: fave? of all time? too hard, pass...
Board game?: Cranium or Taboo. Hell, even good old Trivial Pursuit
Toothpaste brand?: I think it´s Vogel Echinachea. or something.
Planet?: this one here
Quote?: I´ve never been good at quoting. But i´m quite fond of Ghandi´s "Be the Change you want to see in the world"
Number?: 7
Word?: esdrujula
Childhood story?: Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein.
Inside joke?: at the moment, none
Scent?: patchouli musk and magnolia blossom.
Conformist or nonconformist?: hope non.
Ever kissed in the rain?: maybe
Would you ever hug your parents in public?: Yes
Why is the world unfair?: So we appreciate the good shit.
Do you have problems with Canadians?: why would I?
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: i´m not really adverse to it.
What do you dream about?: fluffy pink pandas and unicorns.
Do you have a neopets account?: I don´t understand
Do you believe in God?: Sometimes
Karma?: Yes
Pie or 3.14159....?: Pi if it´s the movie or pie if it´s vegan.
Cough or sneeze?: Sneezing is more fun
Do you want to go to college?: I already did, and probably not again.
Has anyone ever broken your heart?: I think so.
Do you think of them as "the one that got away"?: no.
What color are your underwear right now?: black
3 people you trust with your life?: Dan, Rene, Dad
Have any cool scars?: no, just an uncool scar from when I had my eyebrow pierced like 10 years ago.
What color are your toenails usually?: whatever color toenails are naturally generally with some residual polish from the time I painted them about 5 months before. I´m kind of guarra!
Closest thing to you that is yellow?: part of the afghan i´m working on.
Closest framed picture to you?: print---a deer I got from the goodwill. photo, one of my wedding pics.
Do you play air guitar?: never
Do you have a black dog?: two