domestic memeing
I took this from sceneasfuck and is perfect for my deep procrastination purposes.
I'm going to kill your friends page with this, though.
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
I don't have an actual tub, but in my shower is some Dr. Bronner's. And maybe a tiny sliver of Summer Pudding soap fro Lush.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
surprisingly, no. But it will very, very soon!
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
i hope not?
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
yes. i have not washed the plates from breakfast yet, or the mornings coffee cups. as soon as i finish this questionnaire!
5. What would you change about your living room?
hmm...to have a ceiling fan and for the area under the stairs not to be essentially wasted space.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
i do not have a dishwasher
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
fuck no. maybe i've got some dried shitake somewhere, and i have a pack of cordyceps powder that didn't work out for me!
8. White or wheat/brown bread?
i don't really eat breat, but when I do I prefer something like a hearty spelt loaf. Although the spanish barras, which are like baguettes are so divine! Soft and perfectly white on the inside and crunchy and golden on the outside. Yeah, I totally can't eat spanish bread anymore.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
the countertop! I have a small undercounter built in fridge.
10. What color is your sofa?
red, but its covered in an orange throw.
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
i don't have one...my shower is glassed in.
12. How many plants are in your home?
ok, wow this is gonna be long. 1 big ficus tree, 1 hanging pot of ivy, 3 spider plants, 2 bamboo, 3 huge pots full of mother-in-law's toungue, another plant living with a MIL's toungue that I don't know, about 7 aloe vera, a lemon tree, a bromeliad, 3 pots of basil, some purslane, a tomato plant, prickly pear type cactus, henbane and 2 marias.
13. How many candles are in your home?
a select few. i've got two pink himalayan salt crystal candle holders with tealights in them, and two lotus flower candleholders that I crocheted with tealights in them. And a bigger green tea and lemongrass or other fancy shmancy variety. I have to say though, I am much more of an incense person. i loves me some Nag Champa.
14. Is your bed made right now?
no, but then i hardly ever do. i read an article on how not making your bed reduces the number of mites you have living in it, thus reducing allergic reactions, etc. for reals.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
I have a cafetera...dunno what it is in English, but its silver, and totally broken but i still use it everyday. I totes need to buy a new one.
16. Electric or standard can opener?
if by standard you mean manual, then yes I have a hand-held one. I have NEVER understood the need for electric can openers.
17. Comet or Soft Scrub?
neither. That shit is toxic.
18. Is your closet organized?
haha! no. My closet is seriously where the beast lives.
19. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
do I have a flashlight? I really should get one, although we prob already have one because my FIL is obsessed with them!
20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
which junk drawer? Although actually in our new place drawers are limited so I have junk containers now which contain so much crap that i cant even begin to list it here.
21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
glass. although more specifically generally ceramic. We really need new glasses.
22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
no, but that would be lovely. I do have tea made though. My special handblended Tulsi Rose. yums.
23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
we have a garage space, which houses our bicycles. So, no.
24. Curtains or blinds?
neither. I have a remote controlled projector screen. big ballin, y'all!
25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
one. Well actually half because we only have one pillow on our bed for two people. Sometimes Dan wants a little corner, but he usually sleeps with no pillow.
26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
no, but there is quite a bit of residual light that comes in.
27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
none
28. How often do you vacuum?
never because we have wood floors throughout, but I sweep and I also use the crap out of my handheld dustbuster. That thing is a soldier!
29. Standard toothbrush or electric?
i am currently using an ionic toothbrush, but it's a POC. I think I want an electric one next, though.
30. What color is your toothbrush?
white, with a dinosaur sticker to tell it apart from Dans.
31. Do you have a welcome mat outside your front door?
no, but i need one. someone even gifted me one but i totally lost it in the last move.
32. What is in your oven right now?
I have no oven.
33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
I have no microwave
34. Is there anything under your bed?
yes! my bed is one of those kinds where you open it up and there is storage, so all our winter clothes/coats and my bags are in there.
35. Chore you hate doing the most?
washing dishes, cleaning bathroom, folding and putting away clother.
36. What retro items are in your home?
wow. um lots of my decor is stuff that I have thrifted and is retro. If I lived in the States, there would be more, though. I do love that aesthetic :)
37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
no, but I would LOVE to!! In fact, I need two. I want a craft room for my sewing/yarn stuff AND a dedicated yoga/meditation room.
38. If you have a yard, who mows it?
no yard, only balcony.
39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
a little woven rug, a huge 40 lb. bag of dogfood, LOTS of bottled water and my yoga mats. Haha, need to tidy!
40. How many mirrors are in your home?
3. None of which are full length.
41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
sometimes, not always.
42. What color are your walls?
White. Except for one accent wall in the kitchen which is grass green and an accent wall in the bedroom which is the same. We didn't choose those colors, but like them in here.
43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
none.
44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
yes.
45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
um, no. living in love, not fear!
46. What does your home smell like right now?
hmm, maybe Nag Champa.
47. Favorite Candle Scent?
I like cool fruity scents like melon, apple, lemon mixed with rich florals like jasmine, magnolia or rose.
48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
some organic baby cornichons.
49. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
Me, my parents, Dan, various friends. I also have lots of artwork displayed in picture frames.
50. What color is your favorite bible?
dont have one
51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
not really at all.
52. Ever been on your roof?
people live up there!
53. Do you own a stereo?
yes, but we still havent hooked up the speakers. I tend to listen to music through iTunes.
54. How many TVs do you have?
none.
55. How many house phones?
one
56. Do you have a housekeeper?
i.fucking.wish
57. What style do you decorate in?
hmmm, i'm going to sound like such an asshat trying to describe this! I like rich colors, indigenous-inspired textiles, global treasures, natural materials, with a touch of retro nostalgia thrown in for good measure.
58. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Um, well i think it really depends on specifically what it is and where it is goint.
59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
yes, two.
60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
my dogs, probably some photos, my wooden buddha, and some of my moms artwork.
61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
i know how to flip the switch.
62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
air on. It is HOT up in here with a south facing floor to ceiling 20 ft. high window but i'm hoping its gonna be awesome in winter.
I'm going to kill your friends page with this, though.
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
I don't have an actual tub, but in my shower is some Dr. Bronner's. And maybe a tiny sliver of Summer Pudding soap fro Lush.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
surprisingly, no. But it will very, very soon!
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
i hope not?
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
yes. i have not washed the plates from breakfast yet, or the mornings coffee cups. as soon as i finish this questionnaire!
5. What would you change about your living room?
hmm...to have a ceiling fan and for the area under the stairs not to be essentially wasted space.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
i do not have a dishwasher
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
fuck no. maybe i've got some dried shitake somewhere, and i have a pack of cordyceps powder that didn't work out for me!
8. White or wheat/brown bread?
i don't really eat breat, but when I do I prefer something like a hearty spelt loaf. Although the spanish barras, which are like baguettes are so divine! Soft and perfectly white on the inside and crunchy and golden on the outside. Yeah, I totally can't eat spanish bread anymore.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
the countertop! I have a small undercounter built in fridge.
10. What color is your sofa?
red, but its covered in an orange throw.
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
i don't have one...my shower is glassed in.
12. How many plants are in your home?
ok, wow this is gonna be long. 1 big ficus tree, 1 hanging pot of ivy, 3 spider plants, 2 bamboo, 3 huge pots full of mother-in-law's toungue, another plant living with a MIL's toungue that I don't know, about 7 aloe vera, a lemon tree, a bromeliad, 3 pots of basil, some purslane, a tomato plant, prickly pear type cactus, henbane and 2 marias.
13. How many candles are in your home?
a select few. i've got two pink himalayan salt crystal candle holders with tealights in them, and two lotus flower candleholders that I crocheted with tealights in them. And a bigger green tea and lemongrass or other fancy shmancy variety. I have to say though, I am much more of an incense person. i loves me some Nag Champa.
14. Is your bed made right now?
no, but then i hardly ever do. i read an article on how not making your bed reduces the number of mites you have living in it, thus reducing allergic reactions, etc. for reals.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
I have a cafetera...dunno what it is in English, but its silver, and totally broken but i still use it everyday. I totes need to buy a new one.
16. Electric or standard can opener?
if by standard you mean manual, then yes I have a hand-held one. I have NEVER understood the need for electric can openers.
17. Comet or Soft Scrub?
neither. That shit is toxic.
18. Is your closet organized?
haha! no. My closet is seriously where the beast lives.
19. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
do I have a flashlight? I really should get one, although we prob already have one because my FIL is obsessed with them!
20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
which junk drawer? Although actually in our new place drawers are limited so I have junk containers now which contain so much crap that i cant even begin to list it here.
21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
glass. although more specifically generally ceramic. We really need new glasses.
22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
no, but that would be lovely. I do have tea made though. My special handblended Tulsi Rose. yums.
23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
we have a garage space, which houses our bicycles. So, no.
24. Curtains or blinds?
neither. I have a remote controlled projector screen. big ballin, y'all!
25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
one. Well actually half because we only have one pillow on our bed for two people. Sometimes Dan wants a little corner, but he usually sleeps with no pillow.
26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
no, but there is quite a bit of residual light that comes in.
27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
none
28. How often do you vacuum?
never because we have wood floors throughout, but I sweep and I also use the crap out of my handheld dustbuster. That thing is a soldier!
29. Standard toothbrush or electric?
i am currently using an ionic toothbrush, but it's a POC. I think I want an electric one next, though.
30. What color is your toothbrush?
white, with a dinosaur sticker to tell it apart from Dans.
31. Do you have a welcome mat outside your front door?
no, but i need one. someone even gifted me one but i totally lost it in the last move.
32. What is in your oven right now?
I have no oven.
33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
I have no microwave
34. Is there anything under your bed?
yes! my bed is one of those kinds where you open it up and there is storage, so all our winter clothes/coats and my bags are in there.
35. Chore you hate doing the most?
washing dishes, cleaning bathroom, folding and putting away clother.
36. What retro items are in your home?
wow. um lots of my decor is stuff that I have thrifted and is retro. If I lived in the States, there would be more, though. I do love that aesthetic :)
37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
no, but I would LOVE to!! In fact, I need two. I want a craft room for my sewing/yarn stuff AND a dedicated yoga/meditation room.
38. If you have a yard, who mows it?
no yard, only balcony.
39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
a little woven rug, a huge 40 lb. bag of dogfood, LOTS of bottled water and my yoga mats. Haha, need to tidy!
40. How many mirrors are in your home?
3. None of which are full length.
41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
sometimes, not always.
42. What color are your walls?
White. Except for one accent wall in the kitchen which is grass green and an accent wall in the bedroom which is the same. We didn't choose those colors, but like them in here.
43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
none.
44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
yes.
45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
um, no. living in love, not fear!
46. What does your home smell like right now?
hmm, maybe Nag Champa.
47. Favorite Candle Scent?
I like cool fruity scents like melon, apple, lemon mixed with rich florals like jasmine, magnolia or rose.
48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
some organic baby cornichons.
49. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
Me, my parents, Dan, various friends. I also have lots of artwork displayed in picture frames.
50. What color is your favorite bible?
dont have one
51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
not really at all.
52. Ever been on your roof?
people live up there!
53. Do you own a stereo?
yes, but we still havent hooked up the speakers. I tend to listen to music through iTunes.
54. How many TVs do you have?
none.
55. How many house phones?
one
56. Do you have a housekeeper?
i.fucking.wish
57. What style do you decorate in?
hmmm, i'm going to sound like such an asshat trying to describe this! I like rich colors, indigenous-inspired textiles, global treasures, natural materials, with a touch of retro nostalgia thrown in for good measure.
58. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Um, well i think it really depends on specifically what it is and where it is goint.
59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
yes, two.
60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
my dogs, probably some photos, my wooden buddha, and some of my moms artwork.
61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
i know how to flip the switch.
62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
air on. It is HOT up in here with a south facing floor to ceiling 20 ft. high window but i'm hoping its gonna be awesome in winter.